Auditorium Awful
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that's a common mistake, grand actually refers to the cost of all the dlcs
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
that's a common mistake, grand actually refers to the cost of all the dlcs
one lockpickinglawyer vs 5000 7 year olds with bump keys
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
one lockpickinglawyer vs 5000 7 year olds with bump keys
the emphasis on squashing beefs in a conference call like that is buck wild. what do they have going on over there where that's even a factor
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
the emphasis on squashing beefs in a conference call like that is buck wild. what do they have going on over there where that's even a factor
it's just leaves, it's practically a salad
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
it's just leaves, it's practically a salad
Also the printed on Now a Netflix Original Series "sticker" that ruins the cover art
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Also the printed on Now a Netflix Original Series "sticker" that ruins the cover art
they added romance options to warframe???
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
they added romance options to warframe???
no man is an island
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
no man is an island
these look like somebody licked the chocolate off a malteaser and I bet they taste just as good
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
these look like somebody licked the chocolate off a malteaser and I bet they taste just as good
I have that after jd vance divorce on my bingo card and I will laugh so hard if they happen in the opposite order
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have that after jd vance divorce on my bingo card and I will laugh so hard if they happen in the opposite order
one of my math professors told us a story about how fourier always walked around his home wrapped in a giant blanket and one time tripped on it and died falling down the stairs
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
one of my math professors told us a story about how fourier always walked around his home wrapped in a giant blanket and one time tripped on it and died falling down the stairs
rip dante alighieri you would have had such an uncomfortable meeting with the high school guidance counselor and school resource officer
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
rip dante alighieri you would have had such an uncomfortable meeting with the high school guidance counselor and school resource officer
to be fair, "would you like to spend a shitload of money on roughneck hazard pay and mercenary security to ward off guerrillas" is a hard sell in any scenario
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
to be fair, "would you like to spend a shitload of money on roughneck hazard pay and mercenary security to ward off guerrillas" is a hard sell in any scenario
If you don't think the cockatoo screech is extremely funny I don't know what to tell you
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you don't think the cockatoo screech is extremely funny I don't know what to tell you
watching and getting increasingly frustrated kevin bacon hasn't shown up yet
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
watching and getting increasingly frustrated kevin bacon hasn't shown up yet
they should have attempted a full restoration of doggerland instead
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
they should have attempted a full restoration of doggerland instead
ok but he's her brother
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ok but he's her brother
the guyson sphere
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the guyson sphere
So instead of a mountain of code only a small cadre of senior engineers understand they're going to have a mountain of code nobody understands
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So instead of a mountain of code only a small cadre of senior engineers understand they're going to have a mountain of code nobody understands
you could make a factorio mod that's just dairy products
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
you could make a factorio mod that's just dairy products
also concept art is a real job you should pay a real artist to do!
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
also concept art is a real job you should pay a real artist to do!
The spirit halloween of ad partners
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The spirit halloween of ad partners
you gotta keep the legs in so the tv feels like it's flying, it's good for morale
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
you gotta keep the legs in so the tv feels like it's flying, it's good for morale