Claudia Torres
@audisnw.bsky.social
Stargazing Wanderer With A Really Cute Dog. 🇲🇽👽✨☄️🪐
Fuck MTG and her bullshit apologies forever.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck MTG and her bullshit apologies forever.
The crypt keeper accidentally said the quiet part out loud.
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The crypt keeper accidentally said the quiet part out loud.
"How is HE feeling today?" 👀
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"How is HE feeling today?" 👀
I may also take a book or two. 🧙🏽♀️
August 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I may also take a book or two. 🧙🏽♀️
I loved him in Parks and Rec but my God, what a complete and utter disappointment he's turned out to be. 🙄
August 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I loved him in Parks and Rec but my God, what a complete and utter disappointment he's turned out to be. 🙄
I hear there's a special place for me there? 👀
August 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I hear there's a special place for me there? 👀
I'm actually ok with this. By all means, keep your mediocre, unwashed asses the fuck away from the rest of us.
July 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm actually ok with this. By all means, keep your mediocre, unwashed asses the fuck away from the rest of us.
And they're cute their entire life. ❤️
July 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And they're cute their entire life. ❤️
#Superman is absolutely beautiful. Made me laugh, made me cry and made me want to fuck shit up, just like Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance. The HOT guy in the Superman suit, his adorably mischievous pup and Mister Terrific KILLED it. If you didn't enjoy it, face it - you're evil personified.
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
#Superman is absolutely beautiful. Made me laugh, made me cry and made me want to fuck shit up, just like Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance. The HOT guy in the Superman suit, his adorably mischievous pup and Mister Terrific KILLED it. If you didn't enjoy it, face it - you're evil personified.
I think about this a lot.
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think about this a lot.
