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audie, eschaton immanetizer
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November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
An excerpt from the New Yorker "Talk of the Town" essay that compiled contributions from New York writers reacting to the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers. I've highlighted the following text: "Those in public office have let us know that they consider their task to be a manipulative one: confidence-building and grief management. Politics, the politics of a democracy—which entails disagreement, which promotes candor—has been replaced by psychotherapy. Let’s by all means grieve together. But let’s not be stupid together. A few shreds of historical awareness might help us understand what has just happened, and what may continue to happen." The article continues: "'Our country is strong,' we are told again and again. I for one don't find this entirely consoling. Who doubts America is strong? But that's not all America has to be."
September 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
the sickos meme but the sickos guy is a ferret
July 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
If you see this, post your favorite Digimon

He's just a little guy, swear! And I have a great fondness for Saturday cartoon villain sidekick types.
An image of a Digimon card featuring Gazimon, a gray, dog-like mammalian critter with long, black claws and floppy, rabbitlike ears
June 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
New icon from @nozomyarts.bsky.social ! Happy Pride, gay people in my phone 🥰
An image of the poster's fursona, a black and white poodle with pink accents. A rainbow flag is draped over their shoulders.
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
this is who runs this account
a very sleepy poodle snuggled into the lap of their mostly-offscreen human
June 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
audiedog.bsky.social
Photos taken moments before disaster
A screenshot of a Jeskai Control vs Sultai Otters/Beans match from Magic Arena. My opponent is at 3 life. The top of my deck is revealed to be Lightning Helix, which can deal 3 damage to my opponent. I have Shiko -- who can recast Helix from my graveyard if it gets countered -- as backup in my hand.
May 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Looking at myself in the mirror and repeating, mantra-like: "you will not buy Final Fantasy x MTG product, you will not buy Final Fantasy x MTG product..."
A WikiHow image used in a popular meme. In the image, a man with a dour face points accusingly at his reflection in the mirror.
May 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
audiedog.bsky.social
MH1 probably too young to be boomer Magic, but...
The Magic: the Gathering card Arcum's Astrolabe, a snow artifact for one snow mana that draws a card when it enters and lets you pay a mana to add a mana of any color.
March 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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They're so fashion
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Performed respectably in Chromatic Cube despite building the deck Totally Wrong
January 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
audiedog.bsky.social
Honestly the main reason I'm interested in Aetherdrift is bc maybe they'll try to put something like Soul Shredder in as a Golgari bomb rare
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A meme depicting a crowd of people (labeled "today's youth" lining up to enter one of two doors. The queue ahead of the door labeled "CHURCH" is empty, while the youths are pouring in masses into the door labeled "being a dog online."
December 6, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Happy Six-Drop Sunday to all who celebrate
A Magic: the Gathering card featuring Inferno Titan, a 6/6 Giant for 4RR with firebreathing and "Whenever Inferno Titan enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets."
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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I have simple needs
October 7, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Wait oh my god I've been thinking about making a bad Jeskai Rebels deck for a while :O Hasty Ovinomancer here we come
Dynaheir, Invoker Adept, a Magic card featuring the character Dynaheir from Baldur's Gate 1. A 4/4 legendary creature -- human wizard for 1URW, her card text reads: "Haste. You may activate abilities of other creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. Tap: when you activate an ability this turn by spending four or more mana to activate it, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy."
September 7, 2024 at 1:42 PM
audiedog.bsky.social
I've seen some people saying a post like this sounds like a 4chan op, and honestly I think some of y'all underestimate the capacity white queers have for self-flagellation lmao
A post by a non-binary poster (who appears white in their profile picture) that reads: "Privilege goes: class, skin colour, sex, source of income, and finally sexual and romantic orientation. It doesn't matter how queer you are if you're whit and upperclass. You're upperclass and white FIRST. That is not to say you don't experience discrimination or hardship."
August 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Counterproposal
August 12, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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June 13, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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This is literally my favorite genre of card in Limited, and I get so hype whenever I see one printed
April 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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So my roommate finally started playing Baldur's Gate 3
April 9, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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tfw you find out your friend is of Br*tish descent
April 4, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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Some of my favorite games released when I was 12 :o
February 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Playing Death's Shadow in Timeless, got to Show and Tell a Roiling Vortex against OmniTell. Felt incredible watching them try to go off with the Approach line 😂
February 21, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Modern Horizons 2 was a real stinker of a set for so many reasons, but some of my absolute favorite designs come straight out of the set, too
Abiding Grace, an enchantment for 2W that reads: "At the beginning of your end step, choose one -- You gain 1 life. Return target creature card with mana value 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield." Timeless Dragon, a 5/5 creature with the type "dragon" for 3WW. It has flying, Plains cycling for 2, and Eternalize for 2WW. According to the reminder text, Plains cycling allows you to discard the card to search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, and then shuffle. Eternalize then allows you to exile the card from your graveyard to create a token copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Dragon with no mana cost. You can only Eternalize as a sorcery. Rise and Shine, a sorcery for 1U that reads: "Target no creature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on each artifact that became a creature this way." The card also has Overload for 4UU; casting it for this alternative cost allows you to replace all instances of "target" in the card text with "each." Master of Death, a 3/1 creature with the type Zombie Wizard for 1UB that reads: "When Master of Death enters the battlefield, surveil 2. At the beginning of your upkeep, if Master of Death is in your graveyard, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return it to your hand."
January 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM