You should get a raise.

I don’t know where you are in the series but we are on the most recent season and my hate for Hal could heat our house at this point.

Amen

Tell me your country doesn’t suffer from ticks without saying your country doesn’t suffer from ticks….

Every Democrat should use the phrase “we have nothing to hide”. Short, easy to remember, and reminds people that Republicans are hiding something.

Gotta trim them. With the special clippers. My cat Oreo hates getting her claws stuck in things. She sits very quietly during the trimming and then after walks back and forth on the rug a few times like, “ aaaah yes! This is how it should be”. We do once every two weeks.

Of course!