* 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐝 .ᐟ
@audaxlupinus.bsky.social
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ———— if i blow this 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭,⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ then you’ll pull that 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #vicarious. hpoc. mdni. anti-jkr.
Pinned
real.
she needs a spa day. stat.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
real.
no, he’s not asking her to move. he’s just surprised.
in a good way.
. . .he tries?
in a good way.
. . .he tries?
all this change . . and he's a new constant.
she's overstimulated and he's like an oasis. she can move —-
she's overstimulated and he's like an oasis. she can move —-
o-oh. well, it’s nice to see her, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
no, he’s not asking her to move. he’s just surprised.
in a good way.
. . .he tries?
in a good way.
. . .he tries?
o-oh. well, it’s nice to see her, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
rests her forehead against his chest.
tired talia.
tired talia.
yes?
can he help her with something?
can he help her with something?
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
o-oh. well, it’s nice to see her, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
he’s glad she feels comfortable with him. honestly, he’s kinda fuckin’ exhausted, too.
yes?
can he help her with something?
can he help her with something?
lightly tugs @audaxlupinus.bsky.social's sleeve.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
yes?
can he help her with something?
can he help her with something?
well, good for her. he tries to, but life’s expensive with a kid. ( not that he’s complaining in any way, it’s just a fact. )
he’s just ( saying ). suppose there’s always floo powder, too. and portkeys.
he’s just ( saying ). suppose there’s always floo powder, too. and portkeys.
she's been keeping her savings diligent.
okay, no need to bring up her former flying experience in school.
okay, no need to bring up her former flying experience in school.
he might be able to afford luton, but certainly not london.
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
well, good for her. he tries to, but life’s expensive with a kid. ( not that he’s complaining in any way, it’s just a fact. )
he’s just ( saying ). suppose there’s always floo powder, too. and portkeys.
he’s just ( saying ). suppose there’s always floo powder, too. and portkeys.
he might be able to afford luton, but certainly not london.
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
wherever she can find.
she doesn't mind commuting.
she doesn't mind commuting.
ah, gotcha.
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
he might be able to afford luton, but certainly not london.
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
yeah? has her flying improved since the last time they talked?
ah, gotcha.
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
no need .ᐟ at least for now.
depends on how flat hunting goes.
depends on how flat hunting goes.
fair enough.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ah, gotcha.
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
damn, in london? too rich for his blood, but good for her. they’ll come visit(?)
fair enough.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
never said it was a problem .ᐟ just a lot of things to do.
that sounds like the opposite of a problem.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
fair enough.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
well, she can always room with him, if needed. assuming the broomsticks doesn’t have an open room.
that sounds like the opposite of a problem.
okay maybe she can give a *tiny* bit of vague information.
but. it can mean that she would fully move to london.
but. it can mean that she would fully move to london.
. . .right. got it, for sure.
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
that sounds like the opposite of a problem.
. . .right. got it, for sure.
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
unfortunately, she can't.
strictly auror business.
strictly auror business.
oh? and can he ask what for?
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
. . .right. got it, for sure.
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
well, he wouldn’t be much help anyway, given his current state. have fun(?)
and the award for the world’s tiredest professor goes to. . .
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
and the award for the world’s tiredest professor goes to. . .
oh? and can he ask what for?
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
friday's perfect. she has to head back to london for a few days.
. . .friday?
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
oh? and can he ask what for?
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
‘cause he’s a nosy bitch.
. . .friday?
just tell her when and where.
gonna have to do it again sometime.
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
. . .friday?
gonna have to do it again sometime.
dinner was lovely.
and her date was even lovelier.
and her date was even lovelier.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
gonna have to do it again sometime.
feeling a bit rough today, what with his ( commitment ) coming up in a few days.
but he’ll manage; he always does.
but he’ll manage; he always does.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
feeling a bit rough today, what with his ( commitment ) coming up in a few days.
but he’ll manage; he always does.
but he’ll manage; he always does.
she ( will ). just by existing, and being herself. it’s fine.
she always looks good, so—.
she always looks good, so—.
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
she ( will ). just by existing, and being herself. it’s fine.
she always looks good, so—.
she always looks good, so—.
whatever the hell she wants.
it’s just him, not the bloody king.
it’s just him, not the bloody king.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
whatever the hell she wants.
it’s just him, not the bloody king.
it’s just him, not the bloody king.
unless she asks him not to—?
as long as there’s somewhere for the little one to sleep.
as long as there’s somewhere for the little one to sleep.
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
unless she asks him not to—?
as long as there’s somewhere for the little one to sleep.
as long as there’s somewhere for the little one to sleep.
good, it worked, then.
the potion.
the potion.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
good, it worked, then.
the potion.
the potion.
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he’s just the right amount of tall.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he’s just the right amount of tall.
almost sunday, so close enough.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
almost sunday, so close enough.
he knows no such thing; he isn’t a mind reader.
but he has always found her exceptionally pretty.
but he has always found her exceptionally pretty.
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
he knows no such thing; he isn’t a mind reader.
but he has always found her exceptionally pretty.
but he has always found her exceptionally pretty.
that’s a shame. she piqued his curiosity with that.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
that’s a shame. she piqued his curiosity with that.