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sᴏ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀs,
“ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ.ᐣ"
ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʜɪᴍ, "ʀᴇᴀʟ."
— ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀʀᴋ.
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 PM
[cue the woman quickly covering her mouth before attempting to look again— finally, something! the couch.]

[she placed the gift onto the couch, along with a letter on top.]
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 PM
and see who gets a . . what is it called? ice cream headache? freeze head? brain fr— no wait—❜

she huffs a quiet laugh.

❛i give up, do you have any ideas?❜ you would think she failed kindergarten.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
oh wow, who said this? they must be very intelligent, a genius.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM