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The Elden Ring of Not Getting Pee On The Rim Of the Toielt
the dark souls of wiping
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
olives in olive oil
olives in olive oil
August 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
look we can debate all we want about these tariffs but the real thing that would push us over the edge is if China invented a Cigarette That Is Good For You
April 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
olives in olive oil
February 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
olives in olive oil
olives in olive oil
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
They put me in a genie lamp like a genie. except its not a lamp I’m in one of those butter dishes white women love . And so every time they put me away im just under water. this shit sucks so bad man
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
i got shut down by printing company for copyright violations
recent creation
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
wiping a “dark soul” off my “elden ring” till it’s “bloodbourne”
the dark souls of wiping
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
olives in olive oil
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
the dark souls of wiping
August 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
recent creation
July 2, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Jesus to aside cam: on tonights group date, i’m really trying to get to know everyone

apostle #1: jesus… i really think you need to have a one-on-one with judas. i… think he’s here for the wrong reasons.

judas aside: no no i haven’t heard anything about any silver. why do you ask?
July 2, 2023 at 5:26 AM
dude you are. Acting really weird today. Did you forget to use your regular paste?
July 2, 2023 at 12:17 AM
They Literally Don't Want Me To Win THey Are So Wantin g MMe To Not Win THat They Wont Let M e Buy Lotto TIcket on My TJ MAXX Reward Card
June 30, 2023 at 3:36 PM