It’s been a while. I’m sorry! Micheal keeps me chained up in the closet. Here’s a pic for proof

@coppercab.bsky.social is requesting someone photoshop a subway sammich please! Or a big old glass of cock … err coke.

Buy some merch losers! @coppercab.bsky.social Streamlabs.com/coppercab/merch

@coppercab.bsky.social I found this old picture of myself; who do I remind you of?

Feeling nostalgic: should I get my septum pierced again? @coppercab.bsky.social

@coppercab.bsky.social also just told me IF Jake Paul Wins he will get a Jacob’s Ladder! #GoJakeGo