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@aubreydw.bsky.social
whenever i’m craving an IPA, i just eat an unwashed raw bell pepper
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
whenever i’m craving an IPA, i just eat an unwashed raw bell pepper
used my tax return to pay off my runescape debt
May 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
used my tax return to pay off my runescape debt
if i opened my camera app and took a back camera flash photo of myself and posted it raw on the internet people would think i’m in the hospital with a severe allergic reaction
April 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
if i opened my camera app and took a back camera flash photo of myself and posted it raw on the internet people would think i’m in the hospital with a severe allergic reaction
got hit with intense joy? when i walked into the elevator at my doctors office today. felt out of body and like i could cry but it was gone before the doors opened so whatever girl
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
got hit with intense joy? when i walked into the elevator at my doctors office today. felt out of body and like i could cry but it was gone before the doors opened so whatever girl
graffiti artists will literally climb up 30 stories on a rusty ladder in the wind just to be like BLØRK
March 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
graffiti artists will literally climb up 30 stories on a rusty ladder in the wind just to be like BLØRK
cracked open a guinness at noon today. just needed to do that for me
March 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
cracked open a guinness at noon today. just needed to do that for me
other people’s birthdays are the best you get to be like “happy birthday”
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
other people’s birthdays are the best you get to be like “happy birthday”
i know drake heard that “A minor” from his house
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i know drake heard that “A minor” from his house
i do my best thinking when i’m just sitting here
February 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i do my best thinking when i’m just sitting here
always a little something black on my fingers never really figured out why that is
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
always a little something black on my fingers never really figured out why that is
beyoncé x beyblade collab
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
beyoncé x beyblade collab
love wrapping a towel around me and a little ass show in the back
February 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
love wrapping a towel around me and a little ass show in the back
my shoes felt tight today i was like what gives? all day just tight as can be then i take em off realized my socks big as hell
February 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
my shoes felt tight today i was like what gives? all day just tight as can be then i take em off realized my socks big as hell
haven’t eaten enough potato wedges lately
February 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
haven’t eaten enough potato wedges lately
sometimes i just be making food. not even hungry just seeing what these hands can do. when in done, who knows? maybe im hungry then
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
sometimes i just be making food. not even hungry just seeing what these hands can do. when in done, who knows? maybe im hungry then
fine all day then my stomach goes kuckoo bananas right when i get in bed
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
fine all day then my stomach goes kuckoo bananas right when i get in bed
nobody gayer than a drunk straight woman
February 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
nobody gayer than a drunk straight woman
doechii just made me cry in front of my friends
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
doechii just made me cry in front of my friends
no but imagine hanging up on someone by slamming the phone on the hook and walking away god ddd
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
no but imagine hanging up on someone by slamming the phone on the hook and walking away god ddd
bring back landlines i want to yap in my designated phone call chair
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
bring back landlines i want to yap in my designated phone call chair
guess we’re gonna have to start stealing groceries in 2025
January 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
guess we’re gonna have to start stealing groceries in 2025
treating bluesky like 2012 twitter and just gonna be saying shit
January 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
treating bluesky like 2012 twitter and just gonna be saying shit
rip twitter rip democracy rip buffalo bills
January 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
rip twitter rip democracy rip buffalo bills