According to Texas insiders yes he has the job, according to Xavier insiders Xavier knows nothing of the sort. Xavier fans are believing the Texas reports.

The recording exec is, of course, Swedish.

We all know where I'm coming from right like when some big recording exec was creating the band he needed a ginger one a black one a British one and twins (they are both brunette). This is a whole concept I made up and believed as fact over the span of three different decades.

I blame tiktok for that tbh, they loooooove talking about this on there

Oh shit they are now!!!
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social @samfromwendover.bsky.social

I refuse to believe this is real 😭😭😭 JFC man

Gonna start spreading blue tint conspiracies at the same level of red food dye and seed oils

I swear to god I’m just gonna get courthouse married and invite absolutely fucking no one so I don’t have to see this goddamn fucking quilt again.

Also this is only the second worse thing about this trip I’m genuinely filled with so much sadness it physically pains my chest and I can’t sleep and I can’t cry in front of anyone and I hate Christmas all over again after years of trying so hard.

It was not

Perfectly sober I just need yall to know there are episodes of Zoboomafoo on YouTube and it still slaps