Aubergenius
@aubergeniuslab.bsky.social
Curmudgeonly Gen X (is that redundant?), New England-based, devoted to the Oxford comma, progressive, nerdbag, reader, gamer, businesswoman, hunter, gun owner, researcher.
Han shot first.
Han shot first.
Sorry, mate, but I will not accept AI as a source for anything. You're going to have to read the damned book.
July 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Sorry, mate, but I will not accept AI as a source for anything. You're going to have to read the damned book.
It is not explicit but implicit. The rape and incest between fathers and their daughters is explicit. The daughter need only be old enough to menstruate in order to justify Daddy 'begetting' an heir off his own child.
July 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It is not explicit but implicit. The rape and incest between fathers and their daughters is explicit. The daughter need only be old enough to menstruate in order to justify Daddy 'begetting' an heir off his own child.
I want to know why all the folks on the right who lose their shit over supposed 'socialism' seem to be perfectly okay with the POTUS dictating what US companies can or should do with their products, because *he* likes things a certain way.
They are not capable of being citizens; they need a king.
They are not capable of being citizens; they need a king.
July 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I want to know why all the folks on the right who lose their shit over supposed 'socialism' seem to be perfectly okay with the POTUS dictating what US companies can or should do with their products, because *he* likes things a certain way.
They are not capable of being citizens; they need a king.
They are not capable of being citizens; they need a king.
The right has used the Old Testament to justify its refusal to raise the age of consent in certain areas of the Confederacy.
Child-boinking is supported by scripture.
Child-boinking is supported by scripture.
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The right has used the Old Testament to justify its refusal to raise the age of consent in certain areas of the Confederacy.
Child-boinking is supported by scripture.
Child-boinking is supported by scripture.
President Epstein, President Pedophile, both work. Make it loud and consistent: he will lose his shit.
July 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
President Epstein, President Pedophile, both work. Make it loud and consistent: he will lose his shit.
Well, it's biblically sanctioned, innit?
July 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well, it's biblically sanctioned, innit?
What appalling manners.
July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What appalling manners.
Why? On the basis of what?
July 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why? On the basis of what?
Charlie has changed his mind on this issue 3 times this week already.
Tomorrow, he will shift position again...after he gets another call from the outraged and outed pedophile, Trump.
Tomorrow, he will shift position again...after he gets another call from the outraged and outed pedophile, Trump.
July 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Charlie has changed his mind on this issue 3 times this week already.
Tomorrow, he will shift position again...after he gets another call from the outraged and outed pedophile, Trump.
Tomorrow, he will shift position again...after he gets another call from the outraged and outed pedophile, Trump.
I really want to ask that man what job he would have today but for the immigrants.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I really want to ask that man what job he would have today but for the immigrants.
It's America, the land of the prudishly vulgar. Our TV shows, movies, and politicians are sexually explicit and often inappropriate, but we can't bring ourselves to use the real terms to describe our behaviour. We devolve to euphemisms instead.
July 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's America, the land of the prudishly vulgar. Our TV shows, movies, and politicians are sexually explicit and often inappropriate, but we can't bring ourselves to use the real terms to describe our behaviour. We devolve to euphemisms instead.
*somewhere in MAGALand*
Have you not heard? King Donold, in his beautiful magnificence, was not actually Epstein's friend, no - he was spying on him and gathering intelligence on the Deep State. That is the only reason why he spent any time with him. Preventing crime. He's so brave.
Have you not heard? King Donold, in his beautiful magnificence, was not actually Epstein's friend, no - he was spying on him and gathering intelligence on the Deep State. That is the only reason why he spent any time with him. Preventing crime. He's so brave.
July 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*somewhere in MAGALand*
Have you not heard? King Donold, in his beautiful magnificence, was not actually Epstein's friend, no - he was spying on him and gathering intelligence on the Deep State. That is the only reason why he spent any time with him. Preventing crime. He's so brave.
Have you not heard? King Donold, in his beautiful magnificence, was not actually Epstein's friend, no - he was spying on him and gathering intelligence on the Deep State. That is the only reason why he spent any time with him. Preventing crime. He's so brave.
Not controversial at all: you're 100% right, imo. Activists have a different mandate than members of Congress, whose job it is to write and pass legislation. Sometimes, there is crossover in their respective skill sets, but not often.
July 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not controversial at all: you're 100% right, imo. Activists have a different mandate than members of Congress, whose job it is to write and pass legislation. Sometimes, there is crossover in their respective skill sets, but not often.
There were protest songs during the US civil war. Music has always been a political tool.
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
There were protest songs during the US civil war. Music has always been a political tool.
He could be hired as a HS coach in Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Arizona, and, of course, Ohio.
Though I believe you are right: his ego won't permit him being anything else.
Though I believe you are right: his ego won't permit him being anything else.
July 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He could be hired as a HS coach in Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Arizona, and, of course, Ohio.
Though I believe you are right: his ego won't permit him being anything else.
Though I believe you are right: his ego won't permit him being anything else.
Trevor Bauer is destined to be a high school baseball coach.
July 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Trevor Bauer is destined to be a high school baseball coach.
Michelle's Obama has repeatedly said she has less than no interest in holding office. She gritted her teeth and did the FLOTUS job, but she did not want to be in the White House.
Besides -
It is not the Obamas' job to save us. White people got us in this mess; we must clean it up ourselves.
Besides -
It is not the Obamas' job to save us. White people got us in this mess; we must clean it up ourselves.
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Michelle's Obama has repeatedly said she has less than no interest in holding office. She gritted her teeth and did the FLOTUS job, but she did not want to be in the White House.
Besides -
It is not the Obamas' job to save us. White people got us in this mess; we must clean it up ourselves.
Besides -
It is not the Obamas' job to save us. White people got us in this mess; we must clean it up ourselves.
Everything is a hoax with this guy.
Guess that is how we know it is true.
Guess that is how we know it is true.
July 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Everything is a hoax with this guy.
Guess that is how we know it is true.
Guess that is how we know it is true.
It tracks.
Hundreds of rich old men robbed the hell out of their investors through various insider trading schemes, but only Martha Stewart was prosecuted, convicted, and did time.
Hundreds of rich old men robbed the hell out of their investors through various insider trading schemes, but only Martha Stewart was prosecuted, convicted, and did time.
July 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It tracks.
Hundreds of rich old men robbed the hell out of their investors through various insider trading schemes, but only Martha Stewart was prosecuted, convicted, and did time.
Hundreds of rich old men robbed the hell out of their investors through various insider trading schemes, but only Martha Stewart was prosecuted, convicted, and did time.
They all had no problem with MTG showing such photos in Congress when it suited her agenda.
July 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
They all had no problem with MTG showing such photos in Congress when it suited her agenda.
Billo trying to find any pathway to make Biden responsible for things that happened before he was elected, facts be damned.
How many MAGA are big mad at Fox trying to make Billo look bad, do ya reckon?
How many MAGA are big mad at Fox trying to make Billo look bad, do ya reckon?
July 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Billo trying to find any pathway to make Biden responsible for things that happened before he was elected, facts be damned.
How many MAGA are big mad at Fox trying to make Billo look bad, do ya reckon?
How many MAGA are big mad at Fox trying to make Billo look bad, do ya reckon?
Wow. Amazing they didn't sprain something with that reach.
July 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Wow. Amazing they didn't sprain something with that reach.
They are not the same and you are a fool if you think they are.
July 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They are not the same and you are a fool if you think they are.