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aubrey ⓥ
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✨ 29. they/she. agender. auDHD. 🇨🇦 ✨
🌱 vegan since 2015 🌱
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and it's already 3pm but I had trouble falling asleep (extremely rare for me so it's very jarring)... ughhh me today ig fml
Meme edit of the Bratz with the text "yess girl start your day at 4pm!!"
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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earlier this year when I was playing the Mass Effect series I found some Steam reviews, seemingly written by zoomers, that made me laugh

"This game is timeless. It's not just a bunch of 30-somethings making delusional claims." 💀
A crop of a user's Steam review for Mass Effect Legendary Edition. "I have absolutely NO idea how this game isn't more popular. Or how it isn't "Overwhelmingly Positive" rated on Steam. Perhaps its the age of the game? It came out a long time ago, after all. Most zoomers seem unaware of it, or perhaps like me, are untrusting of millenials who have a nostalgia bias for older games. For example, people who still to this day, claim that DOOM 1993 was the best game of all time. Its like.. yeah sure they did a lot for FPS games but no way that game is still a masterpiece comparative to games today. And I wouldn't recommend someone to play it with the idea that its still a materpiece. Not for Mass Effect. This game is timeless. It's not just a bunch of 30-somethings making delusional claims. This STILL is one of the best games of all time! Despite being like 15 years old" A screenshot of a positive user review on Steam for Mass Effect Legendary Edition. 62.4 hrs on record. Posted 12 May. "Funnily enough I decided to play this due to a 4chan post which was mocking how all the good games came out during the time when millenials were growing up, and not during Gen-Z's time. And Mass effect was listed as an example of a good millenial game. So I was like you know what, let me play it. I bet its trash. And damn I was wrong. Millenials win because holy fk Mass Effect tops any sad excuse of a game coming out today 2x over. Like seriously.. I can't think of anything that has come out in the last 10 years which comes close to the scale of Mass Effect.. except maybe BG3."
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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good on these kids, man. I'm proud of them
Between 200 and 300 students stood outside the Alberta Legislature in Edmonton on Thursday morning after walking out of classrooms. Many wore red and carried placards with messages reading, "Chat, is this real?" and "Fund me."
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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where's this Doug Ford when you need him
A meme edit of Doug Ford in black and white, with his eyes shining a piercing blue light. Words are strewn across the image, excerpts from a news article: "Ford doubles down on threat to cut off energy to U.S. amid spectre of trade war" "Newly re-elected Premier Doug Ford doubled down on Monday on his threat to cut off electricity flowing from Ontario to several American states if the U.S. moves ahead with tariffs." "If they want to try to annihilate Ontario, I will do anything, including cutting off their energy — with a smile on my face," "They need to feel the pain."
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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did everyone else's video store also sell this poster or was mine just really hip and edgy
A poster featuring Stalin, Castro, Lenin, Mao, and Marx. Marx has a lampshade on his head and is throwing up double "rock on" hand signs, everyone else is holding red solo cups, and the hammer and sickle is featured in the background. The joke is that they are having a Communist party. The background is red.
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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yeah, you could call me a collector 🤓
A photo of the box of Magician's Quest: Mysterious Times for the Nintendo DS.
October 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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it always will be.
A photo of the train bridge in Garden River First Nation, which has "THIS IS INDIAN LAND" painted on it. Photo is copyright to Matt Relkin.
October 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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probably still my fav autism meme
Printed out text on top of a puzzle piece: "Autism costs a family $60,000 a year on average." Text on top of the original image: "All that weed im buying"
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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me when anti-maskers
A screenshot of dialogue from AI: The Somnium Files - nirvanA Initiative. Masked Woman: "I am a woman of beauty beyond compare. If I remove this mask, blood would erupt from the noses of the four men here, and they would die of blood loss. In other words, I'm saving your lives by keeping this mask on."
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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yeah
A screenshot of my four favourite films on Letterboxd: - A Scanner Darkly - Uptown Girls - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Paprika
September 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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this is from years ago at this point but why not, in celebration of Paradise Killer's 5th year anniversary, here's some art I made of Carmelina Silence 💛
A digital painting of Carmelina Silence from Paradise Killer. She has short, curly black hair, a black, white, and gold dress, a cream and peach/orange cape, gold accessories, and a small black bag that holds things like protractors and rulers. Her left hand is on her hip and she looks a little displeased. Text on the image says "Carmelina Silence: The Architect of the Island Sequences".
September 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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so I'm Canadian but whenever I see Newsom's latest antics I mostly just think of this
Batman angrily breaking a gun in half with his hands, saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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so I did start AI: The Somnium Files and I just have to ask, why do VN protags always have to be so horny. please
Screenshot from AI: The Somnium Files, in an office building waiting area. The dialogue text says "There's a receptionist with huge breasts sitting behind the desk."
August 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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new baby pig acquired, and she's gonna fit right in 🥺💗
A guinea pig in a cage with a water bottle, pellet bowl, and some hay. She has brown, white, and caramel coloured fur, with a pink nose. A guinea pig in a cage with a water bottle and some hay. She has brown, white, and caramel coloured fur, with a pink nose. She has jumped into the hay rack and is underneath the hay, munching away on it.
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Willow is judging you 🫵
A guinea pig laying down, with her front paws out, giving a judgmental look to the viewer. She has black, white, and orange fur.
July 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Uthgerd loves getting lost in the sauce
Photo of a black guinea pig with an orange stripe on her nose, barely visible because she is completely covered in hay, eating from a hay rack.
July 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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hello, here are our guinea pigs being adorable. left (and noisy!) one is Willow, right one is Uthgerd 💕
May 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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no way you're called Guzzlord and you have a Tyrannical Hole
Screenshot from Pokemon TCGP of the Guzzlord EX card from the newest booster pack, "Extradimensional Crisis". It has two attacks, one called "Grindcore" and the other called "Tyrannical Hole".
May 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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photos taken moments before disaster (eating a burrito bowl that will give me the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my life)
A selfie of me wearing a black toque with the name "Lydia Kollins" embroidered in a gothic white font on it. I have pale skin, curly/wavy strawberry blonde hair, and a black nose ring. I'm wearing glasses, a black t-shirt, and a dark green flannel.
May 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I'm losing it man Pizza Pizza has been wild this year, first the reverse tariff promo code and now this 😭
A screenshot of Pizza Pizza's website, showing a special for "4/20 Pre-Rolls" which appear to be pizza dough with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni rolled up into a tube. The image of the roll has a smoking effect on the tip, mimicking a blunt. The rest of the ad says: "Available Now Until 4/20 for only $3.99 Back and in high demand, Pizza Pizza Pre-Rolls are lighting up 4/20 again! ORDER NOW"
April 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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TW: loss of pet

last night, Lily had a stroke. we went to the vet, and she passed peacefully in my arms. we miss her so much, we are devastated, and we are so thankful for the seven years we got to spend with this incredible eight year old pig. my heart pig. we love you, little Lily bean. 💗💗💗
A guinea pig (Lily) sitting on a fleece blanket, being pet. She has black, white, and orange fur, and is extremely adorable, facing the camera. A photo of a small jar of black, orange, and white fur clippings from my guinea pig Lily. It has a cute little bow tied at the top, patterned with yellow and white flower embroidery.
April 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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>"hmmm I should start a new BG3 playthrough where I try something other than Druid"
>Patch 8 drops
>12 new subclasses
>new Druid subclass is Circle of the Stars
>that sounds cool as hell
>me when
"Ah shit, here we go again" meme from GTA San Andreas.
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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missed the opportunity to slam my front door in the face of a Conservative canvasser today 😔
A piece of propaganda left at my front door by someone canvassing for Pierre Poilievre, ripped into pieces by me.
April 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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"YOU WOULDN'T BRING IDEAS ACROSS THE BORDER" in the style of the old "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" anti-piracy PSA.
April 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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we never should have moved on from this
Vintage meme of a guy pointing at a computer screen with another guy leaning ove behind him. Upper text: "THIS LOOKS SHOPPED". Bottom text: "I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME".
April 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM