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Frank E.
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Some kind of writer, author of books, word knowing guy, also a human being
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Tootle fucking ooo
August 25, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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Wait until the scene where Yodeler teaches him how to tapdance
August 25, 2023 at 10:05 AM
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Try the peanuts
August 25, 2023 at 9:54 AM
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Never trust an author, they tell tales for money. Literal whores!
AUTHORS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY’RE LYING! Authors don't want you to know that they make things up, then put quotes around them to make themselves look smart. No one writes a book based on their own life experiences; otherwise they wouldn't have any stories to tell. If they are just repeating events they've seen or done in real life, then they would talk about all the eating they've done today. I am writing this from my paraglider in flight over the Alps where I just saw a man playing bagpipes. No you cannot see it. All authors write to become rich and famous and also to buy themselves expensive shiny objects and hire maids. When asked about this, they respond "Money makes me happy". Many are at their typewriters and keyboards now, eating. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 9:52 PM
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So relatable
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS TO YOU? WELL THIS IS A STORY FROM THE PAGES OF MY AMAZING LIFE. THEM: Are you Spiderman? ME: No. THEM: Well how about human torch? Or maybe Batman? ME: I have absolutely zero powers and I'm completely bald, I'm not Superman. THEM: Well then you must be Mr. Poopy Pants. ME: Why are you in my house again? THEM: Because your house is for sale. We're real estate agents. ME: Oh yeah. Um, I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Stupid agents. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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Reading hard or hardly reading?
NO LIBARRY CARD The people among the mob tried to pay attention but couldn't. Too many words they thought. We want images, now! We need movement, FIND things to show us. OTHER PEOPLE’S ART WILL DO! Grab your pitchforks this person is posting words! GET HIM! The mob chases him up and down the street demanding he show them a meme, a cat, anything other than these horrible, dreadful words! FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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Based on a true story
Snik snik snik go my claws, I'm wolverine now. I'm chopping up a banana, a salad, any fucking thing I want. TELL CYCLOPS I'M ON A DIET I shout to the neighbors in the foyer. As soon as I leave I take the subway back home to do some mimes on the roof with my new claws. Hail to the king baby. I get back to the mutant academy, some bald asshole is telling me to calm down. I SLICE HIM IN HALF WITH MY COOL FUCKING CLAWS. SCREW YOU BALDY, I run this school bub. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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Move over George R.R. Tolkien there's a new writer in town
Once upon a time, hamburgers were cheap and plentiful. In fact, everyone loved hamburgers. That ended the day the Burger King took over the kingdom. Society lived in fear of famine, our money went right into the war he wages on the pizza wizards. And then the sandwich kings attacked. And soon, each of them built a tower that dwarfed the others, none would give in. Their swords clashed, pussies got stuck in pits, a dragon killed them all. The end. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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Bleh bleh bleh
Press Meeting In Session VAMPIRE PRESIDENT: Everyone always asks why I support vampires, and it's very simple.. they're the ones running things. Don't you remember Ronald Reagan? Vampire President. George W Bush, vampire. Vladimir Putin, Vampire. Barack Obama is a vampire, he got elected by sucking blood. Do you remember, that's why there's no change. Bill Clinton, VERY vampire. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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The bustling coffee shop got even busier when both doors bust open and not one but three ninja assassins on racing motorcycles cut to the front of the line. Exhaust filled the coffee shop as one jumped off their bike and headed to the counter. "HEY! You can't cut in line!" I shouted. The leader looked me over, removing her motorcycle helmet revealing jet black hair. She grabbed a mug of coffee off the counter. I opened my mouth to protest but before I could say anything she poured hot scalding coffee down my throat. "HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH" she said. "Whoa whoa whoa what?!" I asked coughing and choking, wiping coffee off my blistered face. Before I could get her phone number they were already halfway to some place they called New York City. FRANK E
August 24, 2023 at 12:33 PM
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August 24, 2023 at 12:14 PM