Axel Decker
@atxzen.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, smart ass, professional amateur softball player, terrible golfer, dom, atheist, dog enthusiast, hiker. Building a monster truck with rotating blades for the coming dystopian America.
💙 F@%# MAGA 💙Support Ukraine💙 #Texan #Canadaphile
💙 F@%# MAGA 💙Support Ukraine💙 #Texan #Canadaphile
I never knew my real ladder
May 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I never knew my real ladder
That cutting board is sublime
May 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That cutting board is sublime
Concerned breakfast drinker, Pete Hegseth, asking the bartender about the “normal” amount of dilation of the cis male anus.
May 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Concerned breakfast drinker, Pete Hegseth, asking the bartender about the “normal” amount of dilation of the cis male anus.
Dinner party guest, Kash Patel, suddenly caught in the kitchen copulating with the Apple pie
May 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Dinner party guest, Kash Patel, suddenly caught in the kitchen copulating with the Apple pie
Just another day in Austin
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just another day in Austin
The Trump/Putin playbook
May 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Trump/Putin playbook
MGT had an orgasm reading this
May 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
MGT had an orgasm reading this
Microscopic view of Trump’s fecal matter
May 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Microscopic view of Trump’s fecal matter
Are the naysayers who keep saying he’s accomplished nothing are probably feeling pretty foolish about now. How does that crow taste, losers?
May 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Are the naysayers who keep saying he’s accomplished nothing are probably feeling pretty foolish about now. How does that crow taste, losers?
Ongoing live coverage of Cruella de Gabbard humping Trump’s leg.
May 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ongoing live coverage of Cruella de Gabbard humping Trump’s leg.
Birds of a feather . . .
May 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Birds of a feather . . .
“I told ya, Donnie, I’m a spitter not a gulper . . .”
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“I told ya, Donnie, I’m a spitter not a gulper . . .”
In a related story, professional rancher says cow pies smell like poop.
May 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In a related story, professional rancher says cow pies smell like poop.
🎵Oompah Loompah oompity doo
I’ve got a fckn moron for you 🎶
I’ve got a fckn moron for you 🎶
May 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
🎵Oompah Loompah oompity doo
I’ve got a fckn moron for you 🎶
I’ve got a fckn moron for you 🎶
The only legitimate ICE agents
May 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The only legitimate ICE agents
Grand opening of the new HHS research and development department
May 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Grand opening of the new HHS research and development department
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you, that Meal Team 6 has not sprung into action to fight a tyrannical government
April 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you, that Meal Team 6 has not sprung into action to fight a tyrannical government
Shouldn’t 34 of those pics be the 🍊🤡?
April 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Shouldn’t 34 of those pics be the 🍊🤡?
Hey, to all my Canadian friends, you know what to do
Rrrr
Rrrr
April 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hey, to all my Canadian friends, you know what to do
Rrrr
Rrrr