Austin - Born and Raised
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Follow me and I will follow you IF you are the Lover of all things:
1. Austin
2. Texas Longhorns
3. Classic Rock (Bonus points if it's RUSH)
4. Travel
1. Austin
2. Texas Longhorns
3. Classic Rock (Bonus points if it's RUSH)
4. Travel
You forgot the drum solo…
May 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You forgot the drum solo…
Why aren’t you asking who are the FBI agents that grabbed her, instead?
April 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why aren’t you asking who are the FBI agents that grabbed her, instead?
I’m sorry, is there not an ICE-Denmark that can send him to a jail cell in El Salvador without Due Process? Is that why he’s still running his mouth?
March 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m sorry, is there not an ICE-Denmark that can send him to a jail cell in El Salvador without Due Process? Is that why he’s still running his mouth?
Hey New York, do you want to fix Schumer fast?!?!? 4 words
John Stewart for Senate!!!!!
John Stewart for Senate!!!!!
March 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey New York, do you want to fix Schumer fast?!?!? 4 words
John Stewart for Senate!!!!!
John Stewart for Senate!!!!!
Give em Hell!
March 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Give em Hell!
Sally Hemings might have something to say about DEI and Thomas Jefferson.
March 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sally Hemings might have something to say about DEI and Thomas Jefferson.
Well, our President is a convicted felon, so I’m pretty sure that’s a tie to a criminal organization.
a man in a suit and tie is on cnn
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on cnn
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well, our President is a convicted felon, so I’m pretty sure that’s a tie to a criminal organization.
Forget, this cartoon is exactly what is going on right now.
February 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Forget, this cartoon is exactly what is going on right now.
Great food at The Oasis - Just kidding, it's always sucked.
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Great food at The Oasis - Just kidding, it's always sucked.
9. Eggroll stands - Forget all these food trucks serving Brisket a la etoufee confit B.S.
Give me the old eggroll stands where $2 dollars fed you for the week arteries be damned. Think Starbucks but with eggrolls. You find a roach or a cricket inside, hell, that's good luck.
Give me the old eggroll stands where $2 dollars fed you for the week arteries be damned. Think Starbucks but with eggrolls. You find a roach or a cricket inside, hell, that's good luck.
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
9. Eggroll stands - Forget all these food trucks serving Brisket a la etoufee confit B.S.
Give me the old eggroll stands where $2 dollars fed you for the week arteries be damned. Think Starbucks but with eggrolls. You find a roach or a cricket inside, hell, that's good luck.
Give me the old eggroll stands where $2 dollars fed you for the week arteries be damned. Think Starbucks but with eggrolls. You find a roach or a cricket inside, hell, that's good luck.
8. Family-owned, full service Mexican Restaurants - Chipotle is an abomination, not a restaurant. Don't talk to me about Matt's El Tourista Rancho Trap. It's Joe's Bakery (Juan in a Million, if I'm hungover) or I'm staying home.
a bowl of nachos with guacamole and cheese on top
ALT: a bowl of nachos with guacamole and cheese on top
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
8. Family-owned, full service Mexican Restaurants - Chipotle is an abomination, not a restaurant. Don't talk to me about Matt's El Tourista Rancho Trap. It's Joe's Bakery (Juan in a Million, if I'm hungover) or I'm staying home.
7. When Nerds were Nerds - Keep your technocrats, Austin was better when it was more Michael Dell (version 1.0 w/Glasses) and less Elon.
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
7. When Nerds were Nerds - Keep your technocrats, Austin was better when it was more Michael Dell (version 1.0 w/Glasses) and less Elon.
6. People who actually needed and knew how to drive their trucks - Nothing says I have a a small penis and an inferiority complex like the words "CyberTruck." Ladies, you see a man in a 72 Ford truck with a gun rack, you marry that man and put your kids in the back with the dog.
a truck is driving down a dirt road in a field with yahoo written on the side of it .
ALT: a truck is driving down a dirt road in a field with yahoo written on the side of it .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
6. People who actually needed and knew how to drive their trucks - Nothing says I have a a small penis and an inferiority complex like the words "CyberTruck." Ladies, you see a man in a 72 Ford truck with a gun rack, you marry that man and put your kids in the back with the dog.