Did I wake up from a nap in a parallel universe? Woke up to the Snoop Dogg Nevada Bowl presented by Gin & Juice on The CW playing on my TV

You love licking the boots of fascists. So, if I’m a fascist, you must love me. Unfortunately, the feeling isn’t reciprocal and since you’re too stupid to answer a simple question, you will no longer exist on BlueSky for me, piggy. Bye, Gimp.

This week was a real roller coaster, I prefer Iron Rattler (The Best Coaster In Texas)

Unfortunately, Peter Barker and Churro destroy soccer balls in less than 30 seconds. Probably the only thing holding them back from starting for #AustinFC. #BorderCollies #Soccer #MLS

Wilderado was the big winner this year for me but they were unable to dethrone The Killers for my most listened to artist.

Joker:Carnival of Chaos at Six Flags Fiesta Texas. Video taken with #RayBanMetas #FiestaTexas #ThrillSeekers