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Wars Fought, Revolutions Started, Vibrators Repaired, Uprisings Quelled, Bars Emptied, Tigers Tamed, Bongos Repaired, Skeptics Convinced, Widows Comforted.
I learned a new word today-
Fuckwaffle. A seemingly very handy word. For example-
"That fuckwaffle does not respect boundaries."
Or-
"Those kids were fuckwaffling around when the shed caught on fire."
Descriptive and handy. I like it.
Fuckwaffle. A seemingly very handy word. For example-
"That fuckwaffle does not respect boundaries."
Or-
"Those kids were fuckwaffling around when the shed caught on fire."
Descriptive and handy. I like it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I learned a new word today-
Fuckwaffle. A seemingly very handy word. For example-
"That fuckwaffle does not respect boundaries."
Or-
"Those kids were fuckwaffling around when the shed caught on fire."
Descriptive and handy. I like it.
Fuckwaffle. A seemingly very handy word. For example-
"That fuckwaffle does not respect boundaries."
Or-
"Those kids were fuckwaffling around when the shed caught on fire."
Descriptive and handy. I like it.
It's a sad state of affairs when your household budget plan for 2026 includes Beretta shotguns, buckshot, and slugs...
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It's a sad state of affairs when your household budget plan for 2026 includes Beretta shotguns, buckshot, and slugs...
Folks, I am tired, exhausted, bereft, worn out, drained, sapped, fatigued, worked over, enervated, debilitated, pooped, knackered, and sleepy...
I need a bed...to sleep in...ASAP!
I need a bed...to sleep in...ASAP!
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Folks, I am tired, exhausted, bereft, worn out, drained, sapped, fatigued, worked over, enervated, debilitated, pooped, knackered, and sleepy...
I need a bed...to sleep in...ASAP!
I need a bed...to sleep in...ASAP!
Start your day here and you never know what sort of hijinks may follow...😉
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Start your day here and you never know what sort of hijinks may follow...😉
Worked from home today inside for job and outside around the range. Now I smell like a real sweaty and wood smoked lumberjack.😁
Y'all probably didn't want to know that, but oh well.
But, at least we have more firewood to help keep the house warmer.
Y'all probably didn't want to know that, but oh well.
But, at least we have more firewood to help keep the house warmer.
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Worked from home today inside for job and outside around the range. Now I smell like a real sweaty and wood smoked lumberjack.😁
Y'all probably didn't want to know that, but oh well.
But, at least we have more firewood to help keep the house warmer.
Y'all probably didn't want to know that, but oh well.
But, at least we have more firewood to help keep the house warmer.
Timely reads that I have read and can recommend-
'Resistance' by Kochanski.
'A Woman of No Importance' by Purnell.
'Code Name Verity' by Wein (Novel)
'Resistance' by Kochanski.
'A Woman of No Importance' by Purnell.
'Code Name Verity' by Wein (Novel)
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Timely reads that I have read and can recommend-
'Resistance' by Kochanski.
'A Woman of No Importance' by Purnell.
'Code Name Verity' by Wein (Novel)
'Resistance' by Kochanski.
'A Woman of No Importance' by Purnell.
'Code Name Verity' by Wein (Novel)
Entertaining watching all these news reporters running all over the ATL looking for catastrophic ice storm evidence. Maybe later from ATL to the northeast, but not now...
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Entertaining watching all these news reporters running all over the ATL looking for catastrophic ice storm evidence. Maybe later from ATL to the northeast, but not now...
These 12 hour shifts I'm working this week are about to get me. I need a distraction 😉 if only I could find the time...
Remember, kids, time is the most valuable thing there is. You never, ever get it back.
Live every day as if it were your last, for one day you're sure to be right.
Remember, kids, time is the most valuable thing there is. You never, ever get it back.
Live every day as if it were your last, for one day you're sure to be right.
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
These 12 hour shifts I'm working this week are about to get me. I need a distraction 😉 if only I could find the time...
Remember, kids, time is the most valuable thing there is. You never, ever get it back.
Live every day as if it were your last, for one day you're sure to be right.
Remember, kids, time is the most valuable thing there is. You never, ever get it back.
Live every day as if it were your last, for one day you're sure to be right.
Feeling immensely relieved and believing in karma this morning.
I've been in my industry for over 30 years and the absolute worst, biggest prick, and so crooked he resembled a snake customer I've ever had to deal with was fired this morning.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving POS.😆
I've been in my industry for over 30 years and the absolute worst, biggest prick, and so crooked he resembled a snake customer I've ever had to deal with was fired this morning.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving POS.😆
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Feeling immensely relieved and believing in karma this morning.
I've been in my industry for over 30 years and the absolute worst, biggest prick, and so crooked he resembled a snake customer I've ever had to deal with was fired this morning.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving POS.😆
I've been in my industry for over 30 years and the absolute worst, biggest prick, and so crooked he resembled a snake customer I've ever had to deal with was fired this morning.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving POS.😆
These type of weather scenarios for the weekend are notoriously difficult to forecast. Frankly, the forecast for ATL won't be close to dialed in until midday Friday. Be weather aware and remember- Even Eskimos can't drive on ice. Snow, yes, but not ice.❄️🌬☃️
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
These type of weather scenarios for the weekend are notoriously difficult to forecast. Frankly, the forecast for ATL won't be close to dialed in until midday Friday. Be weather aware and remember- Even Eskimos can't drive on ice. Snow, yes, but not ice.❄️🌬☃️
My favorite Christmas story is also a ghost story-
"MARLEY WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that."
"MARLEY WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that."
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My favorite Christmas story is also a ghost story-
"MARLEY WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that."
"MARLEY WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that."
Best Christmas present ever!
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December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Best Christmas present ever!
A sad start to the day. The very first YouTuber I ever subscribed to, Adam the Woo, has passed.
His videos of visiting strange and unusual places, Hollywood; movie filming locations, and of course, Disney, were always entertaining and informative. RIP, Adam. You will be missed.
His videos of visiting strange and unusual places, Hollywood; movie filming locations, and of course, Disney, were always entertaining and informative. RIP, Adam. You will be missed.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A sad start to the day. The very first YouTuber I ever subscribed to, Adam the Woo, has passed.
His videos of visiting strange and unusual places, Hollywood; movie filming locations, and of course, Disney, were always entertaining and informative. RIP, Adam. You will be missed.
His videos of visiting strange and unusual places, Hollywood; movie filming locations, and of course, Disney, were always entertaining and informative. RIP, Adam. You will be missed.
Breakfast of Champions never fails.😆
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Breakfast of Champions never fails.😆
I just finished my Christmas shopping. I must be a softy, because no one's getting coal in their stocking this year. 😁🎄🎅
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I just finished my Christmas shopping. I must be a softy, because no one's getting coal in their stocking this year. 😁🎄🎅
Looks like I will have a whole weekend alone in a few weeks. Whatever will I do with myself?
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December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Looks like I will have a whole weekend alone in a few weeks. Whatever will I do with myself?
Another children's book that does not lie.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Another children's book that does not lie.
I'm a wheel, a wheel
I can roll, I can feel
But you can't stop me turning
I'm the sun, the sun
I move, I can run
But you'll never stop me burning
Get down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the Silver Mountain
I can roll, I can feel
But you can't stop me turning
I'm the sun, the sun
I move, I can run
But you'll never stop me burning
Get down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the Silver Mountain
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm a wheel, a wheel
I can roll, I can feel
But you can't stop me turning
I'm the sun, the sun
I move, I can run
But you'll never stop me burning
Get down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the Silver Mountain
I can roll, I can feel
But you can't stop me turning
I'm the sun, the sun
I move, I can run
But you'll never stop me burning
Get down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the Silver Mountain
"Well, you can drop me off on Peachtree
I got to feel that Georgia sun
And the women there in Atlanta
They make you awfully glad you come..."
Little Feat, Oh Atlanta
I got to feel that Georgia sun
And the women there in Atlanta
They make you awfully glad you come..."
Little Feat, Oh Atlanta
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Well, you can drop me off on Peachtree
I got to feel that Georgia sun
And the women there in Atlanta
They make you awfully glad you come..."
Little Feat, Oh Atlanta
I got to feel that Georgia sun
And the women there in Atlanta
They make you awfully glad you come..."
Little Feat, Oh Atlanta
So the Beach Blanket Bingo Extravaganza™️ was a rousing success. Coming is 2026 is the Down Home Chili and Cornbread Hoedown!™️😉
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December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So the Beach Blanket Bingo Extravaganza™️ was a rousing success. Coming is 2026 is the Down Home Chili and Cornbread Hoedown!™️😉
Quietly listening to an office convo about being uninhibited- No, uninhibited does not mean wild and unhinged. It means being comfortable, confident and adventurous in your own skin. It means taking the chance, kissing the girl, and being the free human being you were born to be.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Quietly listening to an office convo about being uninhibited- No, uninhibited does not mean wild and unhinged. It means being comfortable, confident and adventurous in your own skin. It means taking the chance, kissing the girl, and being the free human being you were born to be.
Erasmus, 'In Praise of Folly, part 1- "Now what else is the whole life of mortals but a sort of comedy, in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and play each one his part, until the manager waves them off the stage?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Erasmus, 'In Praise of Folly, part 1- "Now what else is the whole life of mortals but a sort of comedy, in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and play each one his part, until the manager waves them off the stage?"
This is going to be awesome week. Trust me. I know.
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December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is going to be awesome week. Trust me. I know.
Monday- the most cursed day of the week, but the day when more possibilities and opportunities exist than any other day of the week.😀
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Monday- the most cursed day of the week, but the day when more possibilities and opportunities exist than any other day of the week.😀
I am thankful for many things this year, but most thankful for the wonderful experiences and people I've met or those who have continued to put up with my sometimes last minute "windows of opportunity." I hope you all have a peaceful Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am thankful for many things this year, but most thankful for the wonderful experiences and people I've met or those who have continued to put up with my sometimes last minute "windows of opportunity." I hope you all have a peaceful Thanksgiving.