Fakenamold McBeeswax III
@attyatlawn.bsky.social
They're actually using the word "tranquility" here, incredible
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They're actually using the word "tranquility" here, incredible
It's for the best. Have you ever seen an otter saluting? It looks ridiculous.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's for the best. Have you ever seen an otter saluting? It looks ridiculous.
I'm not surprised to learn that the Duolingo owl is in cahoots with the man-eating horses and participates in their campaign to deceive us bout their dietary preferences.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm not surprised to learn that the Duolingo owl is in cahoots with the man-eating horses and participates in their campaign to deceive us bout their dietary preferences.
Like we didn't have enough to worry about without the horses trying to eat us.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Like we didn't have enough to worry about without the horses trying to eat us.
After we've gotten rid of having to come up with prompts we'll only have to teach AI how to consume the art, achieving maximum efficiency by removing humans completely from the equation.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
After we've gotten rid of having to come up with prompts we'll only have to teach AI how to consume the art, achieving maximum efficiency by removing humans completely from the equation.
Look, you can't just put those ideas out there and then expect us to forget about one of them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Look, you can't just put those ideas out there and then expect us to forget about one of them.
You never forget the day you found a great stick like that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You never forget the day you found a great stick like that.
Anyway, I wonder what Hanta Claus and his Ewoks have for me this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Anyway, I wonder what Hanta Claus and his Ewoks have for me this year.
To be fair, the events of Star Wars took place a long time ago so it's completely understandable that people would start to get confused about what really happened.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
To be fair, the events of Star Wars took place a long time ago so it's completely understandable that people would start to get confused about what really happened.
It was hunted to extinction by it's natural predator, the anteatereatereater, which is what humans used to be called.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It was hunted to extinction by it's natural predator, the anteatereatereater, which is what humans used to be called.
Turns out, not every hog is welcomed with the same enthusiasm.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Turns out, not every hog is welcomed with the same enthusiasm.
Is it "lasagna", "lasagna" or "lasagna"? No idea, so, to avoid the embarrassment, I started just calling it Garfield's favorite food.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is it "lasagna", "lasagna" or "lasagna"? No idea, so, to avoid the embarrassment, I started just calling it Garfield's favorite food.
I'm always misspelling it, because I forget where to put them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I'm always misspelling it, because I forget where to put them.
Which country has the largest Electron reserves?
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Which country has the largest Electron reserves?
That makes it so satisfying to completely drain them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
That makes it so satisfying to completely drain them.
I'd say "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" implies that it's supposed to be our universe, so the answer is obviously no, because christian hell doesn't exist in our universe either.
Did I do it right?
Did I do it right?
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'd say "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" implies that it's supposed to be our universe, so the answer is obviously no, because christian hell doesn't exist in our universe either.
Did I do it right?
Did I do it right?
Usually this is also how they become haunted in the first place.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Usually this is also how they become haunted in the first place.
I feel like I remember David Hasselhoff singing "I've been looking for freedom" at the wall. I'm still not sure if that really happened or if it's just a fever dream.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I feel like I remember David Hasselhoff singing "I've been looking for freedom" at the wall. I'm still not sure if that really happened or if it's just a fever dream.
The real monster is the friends we made along the way.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The real monster is the friends we made along the way.
Finally it's official: Truth is woke.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally it's official: Truth is woke.
The Vichy Caucus.
"Standing up to Hitler didn't work" - Philippe Pétain, probably
"Standing up to Hitler didn't work" - Philippe Pétain, probably
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Vichy Caucus.
"Standing up to Hitler didn't work" - Philippe Pétain, probably
"Standing up to Hitler didn't work" - Philippe Pétain, probably
I'm disappointed by your lack of diligence in fact-checking this, because it's only partly true: They were pillow fights to the death.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm disappointed by your lack of diligence in fact-checking this, because it's only partly true: They were pillow fights to the death.
Can someone who's still on twitter please remind him that the effort to gut USAID which he spearheaded as the head of Doge has already caused the death of several hundred thousand children, so he can kindly shut the fuck up when it comes to someone being "not a good human".
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can someone who's still on twitter please remind him that the effort to gut USAID which he spearheaded as the head of Doge has already caused the death of several hundred thousand children, so he can kindly shut the fuck up when it comes to someone being "not a good human".
Some pumpkins may die. That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Some pumpkins may die. That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
So what, they're not the boss of you. Your kindle is the boss of you.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So what, they're not the boss of you. Your kindle is the boss of you.