Attorneys Anonymous
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Attorneys Anonymous
@attorneysanonymous.bsky.social
In a toxic situationship with the practice of law. Слава Україні 🇺🇦
Can you imagine if Robert Heinlein had lived to see social media? We were deprived of one of the great poasters of all time.
October 22, 2023 at 8:01 PM
How much do you think it would cost to bribe my local grocery manager to lose each and every one of those nasty, cloying, fake-ass cinnamon brooms? I won't buy the inventory, because they'll just send more next year.
October 19, 2023 at 9:16 PM
The one thing that has gotten better on Twitter in the Musk era is putting a follow button in posts where you aren't already following that user. Makes it easier to keep track of who you've already added and who's just a friend of a friend
October 8, 2023 at 1:04 PM
If they do manage to #abolishthebarexam in its current form, it should be replaced with a Kobayashi Maru kind of simulation where a cranky court clerk messes up a vital exhibit and you have to set her straight without alienating her.
“Personal attacks on members on my court staff are unacceptable, inappropriate, and I won't tolerate it,” said Judge Engoron in issuing the gag order against Trump, per Steve Reilly and Adam Klasfeld (The Messenger)
NEW: Judge Engoron issues a gag order against Trump from the bench. "Consider this statement a gag order forbidding all parties from posting, e-mailing, or speaking publicly about any of my staff." — Erica Orden (Politico)
October 3, 2023 at 10:21 PM
I want a feature where instead of muting skeets with key words about That Show I Really Like, they're on a one week delay. I don't hate it! I do want the content! Just not until I've watched this week's episode.
October 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
At some point in the purchasing process, the phrase "It's the most expensive so it must be the best," was said.
October 2, 2023 at 9:35 PM
The ruble is currently trading at 99.38 to the US dollar. Happy Monday!
October 2, 2023 at 5:16 PM
"What's up?" Blue sky asks me.

Very good news, it is not the ruble. Currently trading at 98.51 against the dollar, on a steady slide back to 100. The Russian central bank jacked its interest rate up by a zillion basis points and only bought themselves three weeks.
September 7, 2023 at 3:41 PM