Michael Simon
attilathefrog.bsky.social
Michael Simon
@attilathefrog.bsky.social
Just a privacy and AI compliance lawyer, Dad, data guy, and dog rescuer.

All opinions my own, especially the really dumb ones that nobody else would own ever anyway.

Law firm site: LawPlusData.com
Adopt a dog at https://greyhound.org
I'm thinking . . . WTF these nightmares from the worst recesses of sombody's brain are . . .
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"These are not the pandas you are looking for"
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dogs in hats, unite!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don’t know about you, but the fact that I have a normal body temp that would indicate cold-induced immobility in a lizard probably isn’t a great sign of real life either.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Damn, maybe this makes the fact that I have suprisingly LOW blood pressure checks at the doctor's office seem even . . . weirder???
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
<NARRATOR VOICE> "They won't."
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Or, to do this as one of my favorite Star Trek memes:
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I guess it is all true that we are just Socialist, America-hating bastards here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, even the billionaires
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I guess we will all now get the answer to that burning question: "how many conflicts of interest can $50,000 still buy . . . with inflation so high and all that?"
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I can only hope that one day I get to eat cake there.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM