Atticus Grinch
@atticusgrinch.bsky.social
Make America Logical Again
Did Matt Gaetz quit Congress to become Mayor of Whoville?
January 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did Matt Gaetz quit Congress to become Mayor of Whoville?
Kids: We want a hamster for Christmas
Mom: We need to make sure the cage is big enough
Dad: It has to look like Tatooine
Mom: We need to make sure the cage is big enough
Dad: It has to look like Tatooine
January 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Kids: We want a hamster for Christmas
Mom: We need to make sure the cage is big enough
Dad: It has to look like Tatooine
Mom: We need to make sure the cage is big enough
Dad: It has to look like Tatooine
Not these guys?
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Not these guys?
Elon’s the boss, with his rockets and schemes,
Trump’s just the loud one who shouts in his dreams,
Behind all the chaos, Musk makes the pitch,
For he runs the show, and Trump’s just his bitch
Trump’s just the loud one who shouts in his dreams,
Behind all the chaos, Musk makes the pitch,
For he runs the show, and Trump’s just his bitch
December 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Elon’s the boss, with his rockets and schemes,
Trump’s just the loud one who shouts in his dreams,
Behind all the chaos, Musk makes the pitch,
For he runs the show, and Trump’s just his bitch
Trump’s just the loud one who shouts in his dreams,
Behind all the chaos, Musk makes the pitch,
For he runs the show, and Trump’s just his bitch
It’s Idiocracy in real life
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
It’s Idiocracy in real life
Unsure, or another “I’m disappointed” moment
December 18, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Unsure, or another “I’m disappointed” moment
Matt Gaetz, they say, is under debate,
With whispers of action to investigate.
From Venmo to headlines, the rumors erupt,
A tale unfolding—this mutherfucker’s corrupt
With whispers of action to investigate.
From Venmo to headlines, the rumors erupt,
A tale unfolding—this mutherfucker’s corrupt
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Matt Gaetz, they say, is under debate,
With whispers of action to investigate.
From Venmo to headlines, the rumors erupt,
A tale unfolding—this mutherfucker’s corrupt
With whispers of action to investigate.
From Venmo to headlines, the rumors erupt,
A tale unfolding—this mutherfucker’s corrupt
I am the Lorax and I speak for the Dems
November 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I am the Lorax and I speak for the Dems
I sure hope Cooper Kupp wins. He’s in my lineup Sunday.
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I sure hope Cooper Kupp wins. He’s in my lineup Sunday.
I’ve thought about the movie “Idiocracy” every day for the last two weeks. Crazy how a low budget, 20 year old, lightweight comedy has become a visionary piece of art.
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I’ve thought about the movie “Idiocracy” every day for the last two weeks. Crazy how a low budget, 20 year old, lightweight comedy has become a visionary piece of art.
Alright, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin….
November 12, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Alright, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin….
