Atticus Dogsbody
@atticusdogsbody.bsky.social
I like riding people and meeting horses.
My hair jumped from my head to my back because it likes to be a prick. Fuck you, hair!
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My hair jumped from my head to my back because it likes to be a prick. Fuck you, hair!
You could set off every nuclear weapon on the planet and Earth would still be more habitable for humanity than Mars. You could hit the Earth with an asteroid comparable to the one that took out the dinosaurs and Earth would still be more habitable than Mars.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You could set off every nuclear weapon on the planet and Earth would still be more habitable for humanity than Mars. You could hit the Earth with an asteroid comparable to the one that took out the dinosaurs and Earth would still be more habitable than Mars.
Are you one of those whore journalists? It certainly seems that way.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Are you one of those whore journalists? It certainly seems that way.
I wanna see sexy oxtails.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wanna see sexy oxtails.
Ummm... isn't that already the way?
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ummm... isn't that already the way?
Yanks are Yankees.
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yanks are Yankees.
I'm too stoned to do that.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I'm too stoned to do that.
They're not dead. Keep up.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They're not dead. Keep up.
To folks from Australia, NZ and UK, all US citizens are Yankees, or, when using rhyming slang, Septic Tanks.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
To folks from Australia, NZ and UK, all US citizens are Yankees, or, when using rhyming slang, Septic Tanks.
Human twin birth rates are around 9 - 17 sets per 1000 births.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Human twin birth rates are around 9 - 17 sets per 1000 births.
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Fight, fight, fight!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Fight, fight, fight!
Her parents are evil.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Her parents are evil.
I wonder if Horyn is her married name, because high school would've been hell otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I wonder if Horyn is her married name, because high school would've been hell otherwise.
I'm just a gigolo.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm just a gigolo.
"Do you prefer battle of our time, today, at the barricades defending democracy"
Lol! You must not follow him very well, because he's the living embodiment of the "This is fine" cartoon.
And yes, I judge people on their past actions. There is no statute of limitations on that.
Lol! You must not follow him very well, because he's the living embodiment of the "This is fine" cartoon.
And yes, I judge people on their past actions. There is no statute of limitations on that.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Do you prefer battle of our time, today, at the barricades defending democracy"
Lol! You must not follow him very well, because he's the living embodiment of the "This is fine" cartoon.
And yes, I judge people on their past actions. There is no statute of limitations on that.
Lol! You must not follow him very well, because he's the living embodiment of the "This is fine" cartoon.
And yes, I judge people on their past actions. There is no statute of limitations on that.
Don't let Kirsti Noem see this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Don't let Kirsti Noem see this.
Do you think the Iraq war was justified? Tom still does.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do you think the Iraq war was justified? Tom still does.
I'm pretty sure there is. and they cook and smoke weed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I'm pretty sure there is. and they cook and smoke weed.