eve cook
@attheeve.bsky.social
my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.
September 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.
Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.
popped off like a bad bitch today.
August 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
popped off like a bad bitch today.
damn they even got the AI making sushi now
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
damn they even got the AI making sushi now
didn’t realize I could serve this much face.
August 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
didn’t realize I could serve this much face.
her and Parker Posey in that movie have me feeling so sapphic
August 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
her and Parker Posey in that movie have me feeling so sapphic
outtakes where I decided smiling was for losers.
August 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
outtakes where I decided smiling was for losers.
It should be illegal to take a photo with a guitar if you don’t know how to play it yet here I am.
August 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It should be illegal to take a photo with a guitar if you don’t know how to play it yet here I am.
thinking about our queen today. I hope she passed her chemistry class.
August 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
thinking about our queen today. I hope she passed her chemistry class.
omg my spaghetti tops finally fit
July 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
omg my spaghetti tops finally fit
can’t believe I grew up only seeing this man on a beach and in a black tank top for six years, just so he could end up a fucking zaddy.
Naveen 😭😭
Naveen 😭😭
May 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
can’t believe I grew up only seeing this man on a beach and in a black tank top for six years, just so he could end up a fucking zaddy.
Naveen 😭😭
Naveen 😭😭
“Another car seat headrest record is way too long sir.”
May 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Another car seat headrest record is way too long sir.”
Takes me back to the days I was worried my mom was gonna beat my ass if she found out I used iFunny.
December 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Takes me back to the days I was worried my mom was gonna beat my ass if she found out I used iFunny.
I’m not judging. Nor am I going to dox.
But I was not ready to sit down for lunch today and have my Bluesky feed push me tiny/giant fetish fic.
But I was not ready to sit down for lunch today and have my Bluesky feed push me tiny/giant fetish fic.
December 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I’m not judging. Nor am I going to dox.
But I was not ready to sit down for lunch today and have my Bluesky feed push me tiny/giant fetish fic.
But I was not ready to sit down for lunch today and have my Bluesky feed push me tiny/giant fetish fic.
always be six steps ahead of yourself.
December 6, 2024 at 2:05 PM
always be six steps ahead of yourself.
where do I smoke this shit?
December 2, 2024 at 4:18 AM
where do I smoke this shit?
I planned on watching good movies for Thanksgiving break but I got possessed by some evil spirit and screened a bunch of Lifetime movies instead.
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I planned on watching good movies for Thanksgiving break but I got possessed by some evil spirit and screened a bunch of Lifetime movies instead.
adding some important shit to my collection.
November 30, 2024 at 6:50 AM
adding some important shit to my collection.
I’ve been using a DVD copy of Saw II as a mousepad.
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I’ve been using a DVD copy of Saw II as a mousepad.