me when i go pee on a toilet with a loose seat and then someone else pulls up my nylon pants

turkey and turkey pepperoni wrap with cheese, mayo, spinach, and stone ground mustard. piece of fresh mozz. pickle. black berries. dried cuttlefish. crisp bread. onion. fresh dill. eggs with kewpie, paprika, + stone ground mustard. balsamic glaze. unpictured: kombucha.

this is actually just means it’s decent quality/sliced well with a sharpened blade ☝️ the iridescence is from light being refracted by the fat and water content.

the one to the east clears the one to the west or south

i’m sorry i bleeted this