Finally managed to find one of our older, grumpier cat, say hi to Jiji, who would like you to know she’s a regular human and would very much like one of your regular human meals please!

Mochi the cat says hi!

Swap out the purity seals for poppies! 🤣

To be fair, if it’s good enough for Games Workshop, it’s good enough for Target 😂

It really was, took us a while to get rid of them! We found a giant raft of ants in the cistern, still not 100% sure how they got there!

You mean the time our toilet fired out ants when you flushed it? 😂

I’ve been offered one too. I think it’s because they count me as potentially immunosuppressed though, even though chemo was 19 years ago.

I grew up in the arse end of nowhere and learnt to drive so I got dragged to see that film multiple times by my friends. I still can’t watch it after the one time a lady was distraught about the ending and gave a LOUD hang wringing commentary about it 😂 I just cannot take it seriously any more!

Thanks!

Oooh, where’s the exhibition?

It’s like the checkbox on the old Flash installer that never remembered that you wanted to auto install updates 😂

I’m genuinely surprised the corruption/enrichment one is so low, i thought that would have been considerably higher

It really is. I was in overnight once after i had shooting pains down my left arm. There was an elderly chap on the ward who was clearly quite far gone with dementia and it was really heartbreaking.

We used to call them mustard dongs 😂

Back when I was at school, one of the other kids dubbed him “plastic monkey face” because he resembles one of those haunted monkey toys you saw a lot in 80s horror movies. That nickname has stuck and we still call him that 😂