Why is it that studios can find skilled English voice actors for like one anime every ten years but every other dub I’ve ever witnessed is like homeschooled drama students, and Netflix insists I’ll enjoy it

Where did this infinite supply of rakes come from, and why must I insist on stepping on every single one of them

Every winter I yearn for spring, and then all spring it’s cold and rainy, so I yearn for summer. But then summer starts with a heat wave that gives a RealFeel of 108° + humidity to make your contacts blur and I yearn for nuclear holocaust instead

Real weird vibe to be a person who openly peaches “eat more, gain muscle, is good” but then have a silly little breakup and not be able to think of food without getting sick for three whole ass days

Someone tried to hit me with their car while biking and if they had I would actually be dead. Why do people who do this shit always drive the most beater ass Nissan you’ve ever seen?

Changing my legal name to Rachel Emma “Just spent $100+ on a mani-pedi but now I’m trimming my guitar hand nails and ruining it” H***y

Would you believe that I took a hot yoga class with 30+ people and the only person being obnoxious was one of the five men in the room

Never thought that a non-invasive treatment for one minor medical issue could be enough to literally bankrupt me over the course of 3 months, but here we are! This country is so fucking cool

Imagine renovating a house built in the 70s & the only original feature you choose to keep is a wall in the foyer completely tiled in wooden shingles

Taking a break from my stressful workday to be an absolute hater for no real reason is self care

Kendrick is wearing the exact same bell bottom jeans with the dragging ass inseam that I donned almost every day of 2005

Why is Samuel L Jackson the most aggressively hi res part of this Super Bowl broadcast