Paul Muad'dib Atreides
@atreidesnutzplaya.bsky.social
ATREIDES NUTS PLAYA 🥜🥜🥜🥜 • White Jihadist • Lisan Al-Gaib • Kwisatz Haderach • Heir to the House of Atreides • he/him [Parody account, not affiliated with Frank Herbert, WB or Legendary, run by @oopsalldaisys.bsky.social ]
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Lemme have a crack at that dry nasty Fremen Pussy girl
She box on my office til I achievement
Dune 2 not even being submitted for consideration for “box office achievement” at the golden globes is so funny, fakest award of all time.
December 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
She box on my office til I achievement
Watch Dune Prophecy on HBO Max immediately or I will kill myself in front of you and permanently alter the trajectory of your life
Is anyone watching Dune Prophecy? Curious if I should put it on my list of things to binge in the offseason.
December 11, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Watch Dune Prophecy on HBO Max immediately or I will kill myself in front of you and permanently alter the trajectory of your life
Woke up again today. About to make it everyone else's problem.
December 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Woke up again today. About to make it everyone else's problem.
That Luigi's mansion guy sounds cool. I killed a rich asshole too
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 AM
That Luigi's mansion guy sounds cool. I killed a rich asshole too
Obscure movie fact 2! Chani was cucking me with Gurney off camera in Part 2. After making me suck his dick, he said he'd get me a switch if I got a vasectomy. I told him to kill himself and that I'd never do it. By the way my switch friend code is SW-0719-1209-0415
Obscure movie fact! I pissed my jorts underneath the stillsuit while talking to the emperor. Not because I was scared. But in an attempt to mark him as my territory.
December 11, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Obscure movie fact 2! Chani was cucking me with Gurney off camera in Part 2. After making me suck his dick, he said he'd get me a switch if I got a vasectomy. I told him to kill himself and that I'd never do it. By the way my switch friend code is SW-0719-1209-0415
‘DUNE PART 2’ has been nominated for 7 #GoldenGlobes
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Picture - Musical or Comedy
• Best Original Score
• Best Picture - Foreign Language
• Best Picture - Animated
• Best Television Series - Drama
• Best Stand-Up Comedy Performance
See more: rule34.xxx/index.php?pa...
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Picture - Musical or Comedy
• Best Original Score
• Best Picture - Foreign Language
• Best Picture - Animated
• Best Television Series - Drama
• Best Stand-Up Comedy Performance
See more: rule34.xxx/index.php?pa...
‘DUNE PART 2’ has been nominated for 2 #GoldenGlobes
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Original Score
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Globes2025
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Original Score
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Globes2025
December 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
‘DUNE PART 2’ has been nominated for 7 #GoldenGlobes
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Picture - Musical or Comedy
• Best Original Score
• Best Picture - Foreign Language
• Best Picture - Animated
• Best Television Series - Drama
• Best Stand-Up Comedy Performance
See more: rule34.xxx/index.php?pa...
• Best Picture - Drama
• Best Picture - Musical or Comedy
• Best Original Score
• Best Picture - Foreign Language
• Best Picture - Animated
• Best Television Series - Drama
• Best Stand-Up Comedy Performance
See more: rule34.xxx/index.php?pa...
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I was so fucking real for telling this broad to clam up ngl
December 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I was so fucking real for telling this broad to clam up ngl
Stupid dumbass skeleton making me solve puzzles. I'm gonna shove dry spaghetti up his urethra
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Stupid dumbass skeleton making me solve puzzles. I'm gonna shove dry spaghetti up his urethra
Obscure movie fact! I pissed my jorts underneath the stillsuit while talking to the emperor. Not because I was scared. But in an attempt to mark him as my territory.
December 10, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Obscure movie fact! I pissed my jorts underneath the stillsuit while talking to the emperor. Not because I was scared. But in an attempt to mark him as my territory.
Bluesky user girltwinkdotfaggot has a good point
dune porn parody where paul gets ruined by the fremen gangbang while chani watches and gets progressively more clearly torn up about it but doesn't use the safe word because she can tell paul is having a good time and she doesn't wanna ruin it for him
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Bluesky user girltwinkdotfaggot has a good point
Lemme have a crack at that dry nasty Fremen Pussy girl
December 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Lemme have a crack at that dry nasty Fremen Pussy girl