─ 𝘏𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹
@atrashhoarder.bsky.social
Oh no, non un altro.
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When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fasule, that's amore!
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love!
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[ Curling up a little as he's pat, wiggling his paws. ]
It's not THAT interesting what kind of thing I am, it really isn't, all that matters to me is that I keep MY trash safe and sound.
But I guess... thank you for the pats, I GUESS.
It's not THAT interesting what kind of thing I am, it really isn't, all that matters to me is that I keep MY trash safe and sound.
But I guess... thank you for the pats, I GUESS.
eh! i have no need to steal from anyone, really. m' more interested in what ya are!
( he's been trying to pinpoint an animal but. he. genuinely can't tell WHAT he is. leeeeaning down. patpatpet. )
( he's been trying to pinpoint an animal but. he. genuinely can't tell WHAT he is. leeeeaning down. patpatpet. )
[ If his eyes were visible, he would be blinking very slowly. ]
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
[ Curling up a little as he's pat, wiggling his paws. ]
It's not THAT interesting what kind of thing I am, it really isn't, all that matters to me is that I keep MY trash safe and sound.
But I guess... thank you for the pats, I GUESS.
It's not THAT interesting what kind of thing I am, it really isn't, all that matters to me is that I keep MY trash safe and sound.
But I guess... thank you for the pats, I GUESS.
[ If his eyes were visible, he would be blinking very slowly. ]
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
... nothin'! ya just look very. pattable.
( that makes no fucking sense. idiot. stupid. )
( that makes no fucking sense. idiot. stupid. )
[ Looking at the other, stopping slapping his belly. He would probably let it happen once, he's not that grumpy tonight. ]
What is it?
What is it?
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[ If his eyes were visible, he would be blinking very slowly. ]
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
Hnrgh.. if it makes you stop from stealing my trash in the future, you may pat wherever you want to pat.
[ Looking at the other, stopping slapping his belly. He would probably let it happen once, he's not that grumpy tonight. ]
What is it?
What is it?
( hand trembling. he wants to give a little pat. once.
instead pats his own like a drum. )
instead pats his own like a drum. )
[ Slapping his belly like this. ]
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
[ Looking at the other, stopping slapping his belly. He would probably let it happen once, he's not that grumpy tonight. ]
What is it?
What is it?
[ Slapping his belly like this. ]
a person is holding a cat wearing a hat that says happy birthday
ALT: a person is holding a cat wearing a hat that says happy birthday
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February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
[ Slapping his belly like this. ]
I'm not gonna have any good luck in my life anymore.
[ Rolling away... rolling and rolling. ]
See you around, I GUESS. After you treated me like I'm a little kid, go, go, fly away!!
[ Rolling away... rolling and rolling. ]
See you around, I GUESS. After you treated me like I'm a little kid, go, go, fly away!!
MmmmmI dunno. Doesn't sound like my employees..
...Right well good luck with that!
No smashing TVs, try watching them instead! Good talk.
...Right well good luck with that!
No smashing TVs, try watching them instead! Good talk.
THEY STOLE MY VALUABLES YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm not gonna have any good luck in my life anymore.
[ Rolling away... rolling and rolling. ]
See you around, I GUESS. After you treated me like I'm a little kid, go, go, fly away!!
[ Rolling away... rolling and rolling. ]
See you around, I GUESS. After you treated me like I'm a little kid, go, go, fly away!!
THEY STOLE MY VALUABLES YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
MY employees? Steal? I think you're mistaken. My employees don't STEAL from people. We're a TV studio, not a bank.
like you, for the sheer fact I have NO better life task to do, other than to be basked in hatred by all those who I've met, so yeah, I have an attitude! So, excuse me, sir, for being a VERY rational person and responding to the current circumstances REASONABLY.
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
THEY STOLE MY VALUABLES YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
Ugh... I'm just gonna lay here, I'm in utter despair and I can't express because you're a stupid TV that got the blessing to be conscious.
[ Sighing so pathetically, laying down and tapping his fluffy belly. ]
Yep, just gonna rot here now.
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𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐨𝐧, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO. TAKE THIS.
[ Throwing an entire trash bag at the others face. ]
[ Throwing an entire trash bag at the others face. ]
I DON’T WANNA TOUCH YOUR NASTY SHIT ANYWAY!!!
I WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOUR DISGUSTING HANDS, TOUCH MY TRASH!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO. TAKE THIS.
[ Throwing an entire trash bag at the others face. ]
[ Throwing an entire trash bag at the others face. ]
THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR SIZE?!
[ He growls, jumping up and down like an angry seal. ]
And besides, I'm not just ANY garbage guy! I have WAY more valuable, that YOUR workers STOLE from ME! So yeah, I'm not happy, I'm not enjoying ANYTHING, but I'm having to keep up with MORONS--
[ He growls, jumping up and down like an angry seal. ]
And besides, I'm not just ANY garbage guy! I have WAY more valuable, that YOUR workers STOLE from ME! So yeah, I'm not happy, I'm not enjoying ANYTHING, but I'm having to keep up with MORONS--
Boy you sure have quite the ATTITUDE. 💢
I wouldn't give you a job even if I needed the help! We already have garbage guys!
I wouldn't give you a job even if I needed the help! We already have garbage guys!
[ Scoffing. Crossing his little arms. ]
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR SIZE?!
[ He growls, jumping up and down like an angry seal. ]
And besides, I'm not just ANY garbage guy! I have WAY more valuable, that YOUR workers STOLE from ME! So yeah, I'm not happy, I'm not enjoying ANYTHING, but I'm having to keep up with MORONS--
[ He growls, jumping up and down like an angry seal. ]
And besides, I'm not just ANY garbage guy! I have WAY more valuable, that YOUR workers STOLE from ME! So yeah, I'm not happy, I'm not enjoying ANYTHING, but I'm having to keep up with MORONS--
THOSE PEOPLE. ARE ALL. MORONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
THOSE PEOPLE. ARE ALL. MORONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOUR DISGUSTING HANDS, TOUCH MY TRASH!!
THAT’S NOT WHAT THEY’RE SCARED OF.
Yeah probably because they're too scared they'll catch some kind of disease and be seen as a disgraceful creature banished to this earth when they let even an object held by their hands touch you.
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOUR DISGUSTING HANDS, TOUCH MY TRASH!!
Yeah probably because they're too scared they'll catch some kind of disease and be seen as a disgraceful creature banished to this earth when they let even an object held by their hands touch you.
No one ever beats me with sticks when I talk to girls in bars. Sooo “relatable.”
WHAT DID I EVEN DO?? I'm just relating to you, you slick-hair shoddy prick!
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Yeah probably because they're too scared they'll catch some kind of disease and be seen as a disgraceful creature banished to this earth when they let even an object held by their hands touch you.
[ Scoffing. Crossing his little arms. ]
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
I think it was REAL good.
Glad you finally see things my way, BUD. No smashing. Got it?
Glad you finally see things my way, BUD. No smashing. Got it?
... Was that supposed to be funny? Was it humorous?
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
[ Scoffing. Crossing his little arms. ]
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
Whatever, sir. Do you want me to work for you as well? You're ordering me around like you're the boss of me.
[ Just laying down, belly up. ]
I'd rather stay here, in MY bridge, full of MY treasures.
[ Scratching his belly... kinda looks like a seal. ]
Okay, go! Go!! I'm busy!!
I'd rather stay here, in MY bridge, full of MY treasures.
[ Scratching his belly... kinda looks like a seal. ]
Okay, go! Go!! I'm busy!!
...... It's, um. Sir is fine.
[ Placing his hands on his hips. ]
Now, I suggest you get out of here, before any other condemning drivel spews from your mouth.
[ Placing his hands on his hips. ]
Now, I suggest you get out of here, before any other condemning drivel spews from your mouth.
KNEW IT!! You're..
[ Genuinely grabbing his own throat to silence himself, bowing down to Leon. ]
Thank you, thank you, sir! Or, ma'am. Or they.
Your mercy shall not be forgotten! I shall remember it for the next 2 minutes.
[ Genuinely grabbing his own throat to silence himself, bowing down to Leon. ]
Thank you, thank you, sir! Or, ma'am. Or they.
Your mercy shall not be forgotten! I shall remember it for the next 2 minutes.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
[ Just laying down, belly up. ]
I'd rather stay here, in MY bridge, full of MY treasures.
[ Scratching his belly... kinda looks like a seal. ]
Okay, go! Go!! I'm busy!!
I'd rather stay here, in MY bridge, full of MY treasures.
[ Scratching his belly... kinda looks like a seal. ]
Okay, go! Go!! I'm busy!!
OKAY. GOT IT. SO. THOSE LITTLE DICE PEOPLE STEAL ME. THE TV MAN IS A BITCH. AND EVERYONE SUCKS. GREAT. NOTHING CHNAGED I STILL HATE MY LIFE
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
OKAY. GOT IT. SO. THOSE LITTLE DICE PEOPLE STEAL ME. THE TV MAN IS A BITCH. AND EVERYONE SUCKS. GREAT. NOTHING CHNAGED I STILL HATE MY LIFE
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I LOVE HOMO SEX !!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I LOVE HOMO SEX !!!!
What's a 'TLC'.
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
What's a 'TLC'.
... Was that supposed to be funny? Was it humorous?
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
Rude buster! haha! That's a good joke. How about I make one of my own? I AM an entertainer after all!
What's a director say at the end of a scene?
[ He clapped his hands with a loud SMACK. Seconds later the sledgehammer slides apart, now in two pieces. ]
They yell 📽CUT!🎬
What's a director say at the end of a scene?
[ He clapped his hands with a loud SMACK. Seconds later the sledgehammer slides apart, now in two pieces. ]
They yell 📽CUT!🎬
BUSTER? You're being the RUDE Buster over here by questioning my authority!
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
... Was that supposed to be funny? Was it humorous?
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
[ He kinda feels bad, even though he usually treats bystanders just as harshly, he sighs, putting his trash over his shoulder. Faking a little laugh. ]
Ha ha, you uh, totally got me, bud. That was REAL good! Real TV authentic!
I spent a whole hour drawing this. Just to ask it to the weird Shaman if it was good and realize it's all wrong. All the colors, the whole design, it's all wrong. And it's so bad. It's me, yeah, it's me, can you even tell it's me? It's soooo bad. I'm quitting. I'm quittingggggg. Goodbye.
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
BUSTER? You're being the RUDE Buster over here by questioning my authority!
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
LISTEN HERE BUSTER, nobody's smashing any TVs around ME!
(Unless they're those flimsy flatsceens..!)
(Unless they're those flimsy flatsceens..!)
ME?? ME?? AN ANIMAL?? For enjoying a bit of AUTHENTIC experiences in my life, you gigolo!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
BUSTER? You're being the RUDE Buster over here by questioning my authority!
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
[ Digging into his trash and finding a sledgehammer. ]
Okay, time to get to cracking...
... Smashing.
Breaking. TVs.
I spent a whole hour drawing this. Just to ask it to the weird Shaman if it was good and realize it's all wrong. All the colors, the whole design, it's all wrong. And it's so bad. It's me, yeah, it's me, can you even tell it's me? It's soooo bad. I'm quitting. I'm quittingggggg. Goodbye.
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I spent a whole hour drawing this. Just to ask it to the weird Shaman if it was good and realize it's all wrong. All the colors, the whole design, it's all wrong. And it's so bad. It's me, yeah, it's me, can you even tell it's me? It's soooo bad. I'm quitting. I'm quittingggggg. Goodbye.
ME?? ME?? AN ANIMAL?? For enjoying a bit of AUTHENTIC experiences in my life, you gigolo!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU BEAST! YOU ANIMAL! YOU SAVAGE!!!
I LOVEEEEEEEEE DOING IT. LOVE HEARING THEIR SCREENS CRACK AND I LOVEEEEEE ESPECIALLY RIPPING OFF THEIR BUTTONS WITH KNIFES
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
ME?? ME?? AN ANIMAL?? For enjoying a bit of AUTHENTIC experiences in my life, you gigolo!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
Oh, why I oughta... where's my item of destruction when you need it?!
I LOVEEEEEEEEE DOING IT. LOVE HEARING THEIR SCREENS CRACK AND I LOVEEEEEE ESPECIALLY RIPPING OFF THEIR BUTTONS WITH KNIFES
[ HIGH PITCHED SCREAM ]
I LOVE SMASHING TVs
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I LOVEEEEEEEEE DOING IT. LOVE HEARING THEIR SCREENS CRACK AND I LOVEEEEEE ESPECIALLY RIPPING OFF THEIR BUTTONS WITH KNIFES
I LOVE SMASHING TVs
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I LOVE SMASHING TVs