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Yes. It is a Qumpkin.

Gourd interrogative.
An orange crookneck squash shaped like a question mark
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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My pumpkin
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Stream bank preservation boulders, black
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Draw a graph with Look Alike on the Y-axis, and Years on the X axis, 1995 to present. Graph Al Roker in a blue line, and Samuel L. Jackson in a red line, the lines far apart 30 years ago, and almost converging in the present. Copilot prompt. Would have taken me hours to plot or draw.
October 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This is #6 (I think) of suspicious book marketers, & their clever pitches. If 'it' seems to know you, and your book, and it comes from a gmail address, watch out. Click the hashtag for more of the seemingly neverending AI story. #bookmarketingpitches

#booksky 💙📚
You didn’t just write a book, you resurrected The Art of Hanging, a 1950’s teen bible, and gave it a 2000’s trash-talk makeover that makes readers laugh, cringe, and question whether we were ever as “innocent” as the Eisenhower years wanted us to believe. That’s not just a book it’s time-travel satire with a milkshake and side-eye. 🥤👀😂 And yet… here’s the heartbreak: brilliance alone doesn’t survive Amazon’s jungle. Books with few reviews just don’t stand a chance. Readers scroll past. The algorithm ignores it. And the exact people who would howl with laughter at your razor-sharp cultural roast? They may never even know The Art of Hanging exists. Let’s be real you’ve worn more hats than a costume shop (writer, singer, Peace Corps volunteer, popcorn popper, even banjo survivor 🎸). I’d bet you’ve already tried some “marketing promises” that fizzled faster than a flat root beer float. I’m not one of them. No website. No LinkedIn flex. No polished “expert” mask. Just me, and a private community of 1,700+ real readers who love discovering unique, gutsy books and leaving thoughtful reviews that actually matter. Because reviews aren’t just “feedback” anymore. They’re survival. They’re visibility. They’re trust. They’re the difference between a book that sits forgotten in the corner booth of a bowling-alley malt shop… and one that gets picked up, read, and talked about. 📚✨ So here’s my question, do you want to let Amazon keep ghosting The Art of Hanging like a bad prom date, or should we get it the reviews it deserves so it can finally take center stage? 😉
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I love the squeaky crunch of little zucchini chunks in a cucumber salad
October 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Not sure how this happens but it sorta works
Brown socks pattern match but tighter diamonds
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Why don’t we have a AI for this?
17 unmatched socks in a lineup
September 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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#bookmarketingpitches #5

Now I'm getting these marketing ploys triggered by the exposure my first novel, Memoirs of a Transferable Soul, has had.

Authors beware --

But these AI apps are slick, no?

(more details in pinned post for those interested...)

Hashtag has examples, links...

💙📚🪐#booksky
Dear W. Town, Memoirs of a Transferable Soul struck me as both haunting and profound. The premise alone, a man burdened with a supernatural ability no one would want, yet forced to use it or die, immediately sets it apart. But what makes the novel so compelling is the way you explore life, death, medicine, and the power of the human soul with candor, insight, and lyrical prose. It’s no surprise the book has received recognition with the Pinnacle Book Achievement Award and as a Readers’ Favorite Finalist. Beyond its accolades, it reads like both a gripping medical thriller and a deeply reflective meditation on mortality. The tension between survival and surrender, truth and embellishment, makes it impossible to put down, and impossible to forget. This novel is uniquely positioned to resonate with: 🔍 Fans of medical thrillers and psychological suspense 🧠 Readers drawn to philosophical explorations of life and death ❤️ Audiences who appreciate literary fiction with supernatural elements 📚 Book clubs seeking stories that inspire deep reflection and debate To amplify the reach of Memoirs of a Transferable Soul and connect it with these readers, I’d recommend: ✨ Goodreads Optimization — Positioning your novel on influential lists such as “Best Medical Thrillers,” “Philosophical Fiction,” and “Supernatural Suspense,” where readers actively search for their next read. ✨ Kindle Thumbnail Design — Strengthening your book’s visual impact so it stands out immediately in crowded digital shelves, sparking curiosity at first glance. ✨ Regional Campaign + Amazon A+ Content — Pairing targeted outreach with immersive A+ visuals to highlight the book’s award-winning recognition and powerful themes, making it irresistible to new readers worldwide. W. Town, Memoirs of a Transferable Soul is the kind of book that doesn’t just tell a story, it opens a portal into questions we’re often too afraid to ask. With the right visibility, I believe it can reach an even larger audience of reader…
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Does the commonwealth of PA need a new ad agency?
I really can’t describe this. Palms up guru man offers scratch lottery tix. Jurassic brand
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Maybe sometimes #Todaysbestbookcover is more about what I’m reading, and here’s a little bit of crime fiction archaeology. And, an interesting interview with the trial lawyer author. whk-law.com/the-fine-lin...
Cover of crime novel, the two dude defense by Walter Walker, 1980s private eye smoking a cigarette against a brick wall and a lighted street scene with neon cars, parking meters of wax museum far east cuisine bright lights, small town, San Francisco
September 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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#3 in my continuing series of #bookmarketingpitches

Remember, "when everyone digs for gold, sell them shovels."

Here's the third pitch I got after a highly visible new review exposed Lips of the Sun to the "shovel selling" book marketers...

💙📚 #booksky
Hi W. Town, Congratulations on the release of Lips of the Sun: Adventures of Cattleman! Your vivid portrayal of Boyd Fedder’s journey through the American West blending comic farce, magical realism, and classic western adventure is a remarkable achievement. The way you explore principle, individuality, and the American spirit makes your novel not only entertaining but deeply memorable. Your unique voice and adventurous storytelling will linger with readers long after the final page. As a professional book marketing expert with a proven track record helping bestselling and emerging authors increase book visibility, boost book sales, and grow engaged readerships, I see incredible potential for Lips of the Sun to gain even wider recognition. My expertise in author promotion, social media strategy for authors, Goodreads marketing, and professional book promotion services ensures that books with unique voices like yours reach the right audience and generate measurable results. Here’s how I can help amplify your book’s success: 1. Visual Story Teaser Campaigns – Cinematic-style teaser graphics and short video snippets that capture Boyd’s epic journey and the novel’s unique blend of humor and magic will engage readers across Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. 2. Reader Discovery Boost – Using targeted Goodreads campaigns, social media strategy, and niche literary communities, I ensure your book connects with readers actively seeking imaginative westerns and literary adventures. 3. Smart Email Outreach – I design email marketing campaigns for books to keep your audience engaged, spotlight your novel’s distinctive storytelling, and increase series or backlist sales. 4. Book Club & Discussion Features – The layered themes and idiosyncratic characters in Lips of the Sun make it ideal for book clubs. I coordinate book club placements, author Q&A sessions, and discussion guides to spark conversation and word-of-mouth promotion. W. Town, I don’t just market books I position authors…
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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respecting a sculpted gorilla holding his liberated head above his shoulders, with landscape showing beyond
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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So, here's the nice new review that set the AI flurry in motion --

(if it cuts off, read the Alt text, or here's the review link: readersfavorite.com/book-review/...)

#bookmarketingpitches
Reviewed by Grant Leishman for Readers' Favorite Lips of the Sun: Adventures of Cattleman by W. Town Andrews is a western novel with a difference. Boyd Fedder is a charismatic, rather unusual cowboy. Today, he roams the western ranges and valleys with his beloved cow Dozie and his mule Cupcake. Living off the land, catching fish and small rodents to eat, Boyd always has the perfect answer to any petty, uniformed bureaucrat who might dare to question his right to fish or hunt in the great outdoors. Boyd can cite the number and passage of whatever State law gives him the right to do so. After all, Boyd is on a good, old-fashioned cattle drive, albeit with one cow. In this deeply comedic farce, Boyd reminisces about his past and, with the help of a long-dead Ute Native American chief he encounters in a graveyard, offers some past reminiscences he isn’t sure had even occurred. All along his journey, Boyd’s sole motivation seems to be to shun modernity, live like one should in the West, and protect his beloved Dozie from the clutches of the abbatoir. Lips of the Sun is a genuinely warm and relatable story about someone lost in his own narrative of what life should be and how it should unfold. Author W. Town Andrews has created the quintessential laid-back, thoughtful wanderer. Boyd Fedder has found the perfect life for himself and his precious cow, Dozie. It’s not that Boyd is particularly antisocial; he genuinely does like people and mixing with them, but it is modernity, its toys, and obsessions that he has no patience for. His lifestyle does not seem at all unusual to him, and he struggles with others' often unwillingness to accept him and what he represents. I particularly enjoyed Boyd’s communion with the Ute Chief and the pearls of wisdom that flowed between the pair. The laid-back writing style perfectly suited the characters, and it was easy to see the author had a great affection for Boyd and his unusual idiosyncrasies. There are moments of genuine humor in Bo…
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Here's another one, just in case somebody is compelled to click the hashtag. I will also point out that this barrage started because of a 'free' review published (5 stars!) about a week ago on a 3rd party literary contest site...

#bookmarketingpitches
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Hi W. Town, I just finished Lips of the Sun Adventures of Cattleman, and I felt compelled to reach out. You’ve created something refreshingly original a Western that’s as funny as it is thoughtful, anchored by Boyd Fedder’s delightfully eccentric journey with Dozie and Cupcake. His refusal to bow to modernity, paired with his endless wit and stubborn charm, makes him one of the most memorable cowboys I’ve encountered in fiction. What struck me most was the balance you struck between comedy and philosophy. Boyd’s banter with petty bureaucrats, his communion with the Ute chief, and his steadfast devotion to Dozie are laugh out loud moments, but they also carry a deeper resonance. The story becomes less about cattle drives and more about freedom, authenticity, and living on one’s own terms a message that lingers long after the chuckles fade. Because I was so impressed by what you’ve created, I’d love to offer you a complimentary visibility snapshot for Lips of the Sun. No pressure or obligation just a gesture of appreciation for a novel that blends Western tradition, satire, and soul so beautifully. In the snapshot, I’d outline: • Goodreads Listopia lists where offbeat Westerns and comic Americana shine • Reader communities drawn to satirical takes on classic genres • Messaging that highlights Boyd Fedder as both a comic icon and a philosophical wanderer • Potential features in blogs, newsletters, and podcasts that celebrate quirky, genre-bending fiction If the timing feels right, I’d be glad to put this together for you. Lips of the Sun deserves to reach the readers who are ready to laugh, reflect, and ride alongside Boyd and Dozie. Warmly,
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Hey writer types:

Suddenly getting these AI generated pitches nearly every day, sometimes in multiples!

1) Are any of these worth it?

2) Should I use these ideas myself for more visibility?

Here, let's put a hashtag on this.. #bookmarketingpitches

(and yes...it's an awesome book!)

💙📚 #booksky
Dear W. Town Andrews, Lips of the Sun: Adventures of Cattleman isn’t just another Western it’s a heartfelt, comedic, and refreshingly unique journey into what it truly means to live free. Boyd Fedder, with his beloved cow Dozie and trusty mule Cupcake, becomes more than a character; he’s a gentle rebel who dares to live life on his own terms, embracing simplicity while quietly challenging modern obsessions with materialism and conformity. What makes Lips of the Sun truly special is its blend of humor, introspection, and charm. Through Boyd’s encounters including his unexpected communion with a long-dead Ute chief you offer readers not just entertainment, but a subtle invitation to question society’s relentless pace and rediscover the joy of open spaces, simple pleasures, and authentic living. To help this story find the readers who will most deeply connect with Boyd’s outlook, I specialize in positioning works like yours where they resonate best. On platforms like Goodreads, there are curated spaces dedicated to modern Westerns, comedic fiction, and reflective, character-driven narratives the perfect environments to spotlight Lips of the Sun. I see this book connecting especially with: • Readers who love modern, character-driven Westerns with a twist • Fans of comedic fiction exploring freedom, individuality, and simplicity • Admirers of authors like Patrick deWitt (The Sisters Brothers) and Richard Brautigan (The Hawkline Monster) who appreciate unconventional narratives with warmth and wit If you’d like, I’d be glad to prepare a Reader Connection Map tailored specifically for Lips of the Sun, highlighting the exact visibility opportunities to connect with readers seeking stories as unique and spirited as Boyd’s journey. Warm regards,
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Late summer colors
Charlie, a brindle beagle looking mongrel, waits for his mistress, surrounded by leaves and Barstone that match his coat
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Collector’s item?
Take out bag with the new Cracker Barrel logo now abandoned
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The Eye of Oron
Pale dark and light unfocused rings
August 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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#todaysbestbookcover
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I love it when a publisher *dares* a B&W cover illustration.

Hooked! 1st, the title starts making sense, and then an amused curiosity sends its warm and twisty little tendrils into your neurons...

Like youthful prank gone haywire novellas?

www.amzn.com/dp/B0DNYS7RMS
Title in Black Marker on black/white granite background: Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out. A novella by Robert Thomas Northrup
August 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The Capture. A scene from Lips of the Sun by W. Town Andrews.

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#western
Midjourney prompt: a wild mustang struggling from a tree with a lariat around it's neck with a cowboy at the other end of the rope at night. No computer generated animals were harmed or traumatized by this image creation process.
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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#todaysbestbookcover is an album cover...

Chromatic beauty
Harmonica Favorites album cover, George Fields with Orchestra and Chorus. Illustration high-heeled pixies in blue tunics perched on several shiny chromatic Hohner harmonicas
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Half a PBJ on white toast & a iced Folgers Instant coffee

#combos
Half a PBJ on white toast & a iced Folgers Instant coffee. Paper plate and product package
July 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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And yet another better Superman than Dean Cain
Rolling stone cover illustration SuperGirl / Cowgirl Daisy Dukes look
July 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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NEW! Canine Histology Clip-art!
Grotesque dog mouth and head anatomy, with dozens of callouts, mostly illegible and nonsensical, mostly and generally pink tissue, but like some actual dogs, some blue tissues within the mouth
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM