I like to imagine it was just an unannounced retirement. I do wish them the best, wherever they are.
Hope you're doing well, too, Onta :)

and before any "can you DM us pwetty pwease 🥺" customer service robots hop on here, I called your customer service and they literally told me "well you've just got to wait, and no we can't put in a ticket to investigate or anything, just call back tomorrow and check"

more like Federal Expect Delays

I love this side of you. "Here's how dishwashers and lanterns work, with a side of 'fuck fascists'"

Like I said, not the first time this *exact* thing has happened

Don't make promises you can't keep.

I've got 6 pairs of Vessi shoes so far, love em, but when I say I don't want emails that remind me of my dead mother, I mean it.

In 2007 I wasn't allowed to have my flip phone inside the SCIF, let alone anything more advanced

Pure, unadulterated, abhorrent incompetence. Absolutely zero excuse.

I feel this

Yes, all good now, thankfully! I may try to save a local copy just in case.

Keep up the great work!

I know that the 'T' in doge stands for transparency

Probably my real favorite part lol