it’s Alan Alda’s 90th birthday here in NY for another 22 hours and 53 minutes. 🎈

i’m not going to pretend to understand my own tears, why only some things make me weep. i just know that I spent much of last night sobbing into my phone like I’d lost family, like I’d ever even met him.

i do not think it’s chic to drop five figures on your handbag, but i do think it’s chic if your handbag is also a squirrel.

she’s a squirrel. it’s a squirrel. it’s a squirrel, it makes a squirrel.
it could help you carry candy.

obsessed w hellgate running a crawl of bars to hit, like it’s a snowday and you’re waiting for your school to come thru

saturday, january 28, 1978
robert klein / bonnie raitt

There was once a tweet that went something like “the safest i ever truly feel in this world is when my rock, my angel, This Guy sits there w his lil sax and actually laughs out loud at the monologue,” and twitter’s dead now and that’s the only tweet I miss, but idk it’s always nice to feel known.

Alan Alda’s 89th birthday has been over in NY for 44 minutes, but time is a social construct.

You guys.

How has no one said SHEA

This isn’t the most irritating aspect of the patriarchy or anything, but I can’t name even a single famous Jennifer who has been allowed to age to within five years of the hard 32 what it do Jack brought to Five Easy Pieces.

man i was so excited to delete it, and then i did. And then i remembered that the only person who needs to think it’s funny is Me, and

jack just say jewish this is taking forever

Alan Alda’s 88th birthday has been over in NY for 10 hours and 29 minutes, but time is a social construct.

Nothing but respect for MON président

what we talk about when we talk about the singularity

my light across the sea, my palm across the desert, my garden of lovely flowers, my million nameless joys