Y'know, being from a place without wild horses, I never even considered the possibility of wild horses shitting wherever they please. I've had to deal with Amish horses shitting in a drivethru, but in your own driveway, it just feels insulting.

Said it before, and I'll say it again, as someone who has unitedhealthcare: LOL

Snickerdoodle cookies, history (non-fiction!!) books, and campfire smoke incense or candle. Adding something pink would expedite my arrival.