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Emmy 🖤
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I just want a Bologna sandwich
@thebrandondoucet.bsky.social new doctor doom panel just dropped lol
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ever since I turned 25 I’ve gone day to day feeling like this lol
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes she can be a very delicate looking kitty, but what you don’t know is that I had to put a towel over my laundry bc she likes to sleep on it… bats doesn’t know how to properly clean herself bc we got her tooooo young…. So if I don’t towel, what ever she lays on stink o’ piss
August 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
REED I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We have a girl cat and mother in law has a boy cat… now I understand what ppl mean when they say they can tell a girl cat when they see it. That bitch lol
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
And she loves you for it 😂
August 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My void has discovered that she can sleep in a baby feeding pillow
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me whenever I hear someone say “so here’s the thing…”
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me and the boys witnessing history at 7 am lol #mistressisabellebrooks #MIB #dragrace #rupaul
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My toddler stuck his fingers in his mouth and he threw up all his breakfast… my baby had a huge blowout and I had to change my outfit too as a result.

✨motherhood✨
July 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can we make it that Gerald Schnauz is canonically an older Jonathan Kent that turns his life around and didn’t die
July 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
July 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Loved the superman movie! But my god… can no one do my girl Hawkgirl Justice? Or will I just be haunted for the rest of my life with this shit like with dark Phoenix Jean Grey drama conflama
July 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Shot dead after buying jeans at the marks warehouse
May 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mentally, I’m smoking a joint under the water park mushroom cave. Physically, I have a 14 month old and a 1 month old yelling at me bc I went to the kitchen to get coffee.
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I call this sleeping position… the Peter Griffin
April 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
when you are 2 weeks from due date and all your cat wants to do is be up in your business but it’s kinda creepy about it. Lol this hoe all up in my shit and I get no alone time hahaha
March 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My cats’ tootsies are getting a bit hairy but she’s emotionally attached and it doesn’t bother her 😂
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is the energy I am bringing to the playpen while I watch #4nations hockey and my son is watching ms Rachel 🥴🇨🇦
February 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM