Elise
@atleast3rice.bsky.social
I'm going to assume the Bluesky posts are called "bloops." My husband has made me aware they’re called “skeets” (???) and I’m going to choose ignore that information.
I just made Glorified Rice (sans mini marshmallows) with cauliflower rice and I am IMPRESSED. It is really good.
March 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just made Glorified Rice (sans mini marshmallows) with cauliflower rice and I am IMPRESSED. It is really good.
“Mommy, you look like a thief.”
March 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Mommy, you look like a thief.”
When your kid dumps an entire bottle of baby powder all over their bedroom…
March 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When your kid dumps an entire bottle of baby powder all over their bedroom…
7: “Mommy, can you set up my game for me?”
39: “Yeah. Hey 3, can you set up 7’s game?”
3: “Yes!” Runs up to 7, “Do you want Nintendo or HDMI 1 or HDMI 2?”
39: “Yeah. Hey 3, can you set up 7’s game?”
3: “Yes!” Runs up to 7, “Do you want Nintendo or HDMI 1 or HDMI 2?”
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
7: “Mommy, can you set up my game for me?”
39: “Yeah. Hey 3, can you set up 7’s game?”
3: “Yes!” Runs up to 7, “Do you want Nintendo or HDMI 1 or HDMI 2?”
39: “Yeah. Hey 3, can you set up 7’s game?”
3: “Yes!” Runs up to 7, “Do you want Nintendo or HDMI 1 or HDMI 2?”
5 - Mommy, when clouds die some get purple-ish pink and some get green.
March 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
5 - Mommy, when clouds die some get purple-ish pink and some get green.
Finding videos on Youtube:
3 - I think just PlayStation.
39 - Just PlayStation?
3 - Yes, just PlayStation because it’s so beautiful.
3 - I think just PlayStation.
39 - Just PlayStation?
3 - Yes, just PlayStation because it’s so beautiful.
March 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finding videos on Youtube:
3 - I think just PlayStation.
39 - Just PlayStation?
3 - Yes, just PlayStation because it’s so beautiful.
3 - I think just PlayStation.
39 - Just PlayStation?
3 - Yes, just PlayStation because it’s so beautiful.
My favorite thing about Bluesky is my husband hearts all my Bloops.
February 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My favorite thing about Bluesky is my husband hearts all my Bloops.
Why do I always feel the need to put pretty dresses in my shopping cart when I never wear the pretty dresses I have? Literally the least comfortable item of clothing in the world. Why does my brain NEED them?
February 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Why do I always feel the need to put pretty dresses in my shopping cart when I never wear the pretty dresses I have? Literally the least comfortable item of clothing in the world. Why does my brain NEED them?
Please wait three seconds longer to pull out of the side street for your left turn across an oncoming traffic lane. It will keep you from freaking out about the truck going the same direction you are and then you won’t end up shy of the center lane in a head-on position with me. 👍 #drivesafe
February 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Please wait three seconds longer to pull out of the side street for your left turn across an oncoming traffic lane. It will keep you from freaking out about the truck going the same direction you are and then you won’t end up shy of the center lane in a head-on position with me. 👍 #drivesafe
3 - It’s gis.
33 - What’s gis?
3 - No! GIS.”
39 - Can you show us?
3 - Like this: *Holds fingers together in a diamond shape*
Okkkayyy?
33 - What’s gis?
3 - No! GIS.”
39 - Can you show us?
3 - Like this: *Holds fingers together in a diamond shape*
Okkkayyy?
February 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
3 - It’s gis.
33 - What’s gis?
3 - No! GIS.”
39 - Can you show us?
3 - Like this: *Holds fingers together in a diamond shape*
Okkkayyy?
33 - What’s gis?
3 - No! GIS.”
39 - Can you show us?
3 - Like this: *Holds fingers together in a diamond shape*
Okkkayyy?
I have a feeling, as much as I’d like it to be true, that Elon isn’t planning to wire us all a bunch of money.
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have a feeling, as much as I’d like it to be true, that Elon isn’t planning to wire us all a bunch of money.
7 - “There’s four Moana 2 toys. One is the the bad guy and one is the good guys.”
January 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
7 - “There’s four Moana 2 toys. One is the the bad guy and one is the good guys.”
I found some plastic flower beads at Joann and made earrings. They’re longer than I expected, but still cute!
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I found some plastic flower beads at Joann and made earrings. They’re longer than I expected, but still cute!
“Mom, I have a serious question. Um, would uh, would a dice just break if it fell into the void?” - 5 year old
“Do things that fall into the void automatically break?” - 39 year old
“Yes, and no.” - 5
“Ok, if everything breaks in the void, then yes. If not, then it’s less likely.” - 39
“Do things that fall into the void automatically break?” - 39 year old
“Yes, and no.” - 5
“Ok, if everything breaks in the void, then yes. If not, then it’s less likely.” - 39
November 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
“Mom, I have a serious question. Um, would uh, would a dice just break if it fell into the void?” - 5 year old
“Do things that fall into the void automatically break?” - 39 year old
“Yes, and no.” - 5
“Ok, if everything breaks in the void, then yes. If not, then it’s less likely.” - 39
“Do things that fall into the void automatically break?” - 39 year old
“Yes, and no.” - 5
“Ok, if everything breaks in the void, then yes. If not, then it’s less likely.” - 39
Hi. This is my well loved, almost 40 year old cat. I don’t know if it ever had a name, but it used to play a song that still finds its way into my brain every once in a while.
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Hi. This is my well loved, almost 40 year old cat. I don’t know if it ever had a name, but it used to play a song that still finds its way into my brain every once in a while.