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Britta
@atlbritta.bsky.social
· Mar 29
gonna start a thread for proposed tour lineups called “hear me out”
Mexican restaurants either have really good salsa or really good queso but never both.
May 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mexican restaurants either have really good salsa or really good queso but never both.
so crazy looking back on my childhood and realizing my mom’s “rich landlord” (aka the lady upstairs) was simply a woman who was in an MLM who needed a basement tenant to help pay her rent
April 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
so crazy looking back on my childhood and realizing my mom’s “rich landlord” (aka the lady upstairs) was simply a woman who was in an MLM who needed a basement tenant to help pay her rent
Just had the worst wedding realization that Matt and I can’t get away with Irish exiting the party
April 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just had the worst wedding realization that Matt and I can’t get away with Irish exiting the party
Love the idea of pickles but I hate dill so I’m thinking about starting my own pickle brand called “no big dill”
March 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Love the idea of pickles but I hate dill so I’m thinking about starting my own pickle brand called “no big dill”
Folding your arms is the closest most people will ever get to tying their limbs in a knot.
March 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Folding your arms is the closest most people will ever get to tying their limbs in a knot.
spilled my cider on Matt and his first reaction was to buy me another so I think I picked a good one to marry
March 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
spilled my cider on Matt and his first reaction was to buy me another so I think I picked a good one to marry
Big ears music fest’s motto should be “how are they making that sound?”
March 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Big ears music fest’s motto should be “how are they making that sound?”
gonna start a thread for proposed tour lineups called “hear me out”
March 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
gonna start a thread for proposed tour lineups called “hear me out”
Worlds tallest man competition happening now, meeting place is right in front of me at the show
March 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Worlds tallest man competition happening now, meeting place is right in front of me at the show
I own a 3 bedroom house and at least once a week, Matt and I fall asleep on the couch
March 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I own a 3 bedroom house and at least once a week, Matt and I fall asleep on the couch
what do you mean Picasso died in 1973?
March 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
what do you mean Picasso died in 1973?
Damn not lady of liberty getting deported
March 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Damn not lady of liberty getting deported
guy in Kroger in self checkout with nothing but 3 dozen eggs. assuming he just won the lottery
March 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
guy in Kroger in self checkout with nothing but 3 dozen eggs. assuming he just won the lottery
THATS NOT THE NAME ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! anyways, enough about trans people . Let’s change the name that the Gulf of Mexico has had for 400 years.
February 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
THATS NOT THE NAME ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! anyways, enough about trans people . Let’s change the name that the Gulf of Mexico has had for 400 years.
If I have to check my carry-on on every flight, why can’t they just give me the option to check it before I lug it around the entire airport
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If I have to check my carry-on on every flight, why can’t they just give me the option to check it before I lug it around the entire airport
If I’ve learned anything from my deep YouTube rabbit holes, it’s don’t go caving or diving in the early 90’s.
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If I’ve learned anything from my deep YouTube rabbit holes, it’s don’t go caving or diving in the early 90’s.
Elon and Trump’s relationship reminds me of that one crazy girl who has aggressively has a new “bestie” every 6 months but no real long term friends. Hoping they have a falling out before the summer.
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Elon and Trump’s relationship reminds me of that one crazy girl who has aggressively has a new “bestie” every 6 months but no real long term friends. Hoping they have a falling out before the summer.
Don’t nobody show severance to Elon! He’ll be takin notes
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don’t nobody show severance to Elon! He’ll be takin notes
“I’m absolutely freezing!”
Matt: “I think your body is broken.”
“Thank GOD. I thought the furnace was broken.”
-Chronicles of a homeowner
Matt: “I think your body is broken.”
“Thank GOD. I thought the furnace was broken.”
-Chronicles of a homeowner
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“I’m absolutely freezing!”
Matt: “I think your body is broken.”
“Thank GOD. I thought the furnace was broken.”
-Chronicles of a homeowner
Matt: “I think your body is broken.”
“Thank GOD. I thought the furnace was broken.”
-Chronicles of a homeowner
That was so awesome how Kendrick ended with FDT
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That was so awesome how Kendrick ended with FDT
Going to gaslight myself into remembering this halftime ending with FDT
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Going to gaslight myself into remembering this halftime ending with FDT
I can confidently say at least I’m having a better day than Drake.
February 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can confidently say at least I’m having a better day than Drake.
Does anyone wanna come over and scream at the top of our lungs until we lose our voices?
January 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Does anyone wanna come over and scream at the top of our lungs until we lose our voices?