Online dating is a travesty just want an honest decent man that likes Ghouls and milksteak.

This time of year I'm addicted to chapstick (giving british men head)

Some young guy told me he was "following his dreams" I called him a fool because sometimes dreams are nonsense I used to have a dream about a fantastic treasure buried under a ruined church in Spain. Wonder where that dingus is these days

If people that hot are resorting to violence where is this country headed?

In history usually the Italian anarchist assassins with incoherent political beliefs preceed the pandemics

I know if that shooter ate Popeyes he would have beverages been caught.

A man goes to the doctor and says "doctor I'm depressed" the doctor says "when I'm depressed I make niche meta-humor memes, that always helps." And the man says "but doctor I am Pagliacci."

Nooooo! The united shooter has no good tweets

The real problem with this country is people that say "it's both sides." I can and have worked with someone that thinks Homosexuals are some type of insidious plot, absolutely loathe someone that thinks they're better than me AND that I'm too stupid to know that they think that.

Online dating is hard as hell can't believe I'm making a whole meme reactions folder to respond to people

Im so excited for spotify wrapped all my hot friends have bad taste helps me feel more even.

I'm using bluesky to save the gay porn on Twitter. They can't delete the porn now that's the only thing that website has left

Me sadly setting aside my black mask and large burlap sack while wearing a black and white striped shirt.

"Thought you meant something else when you said you wanted to goon."

A beautiful gay man is a lot like a microwave burrito warm on the outside but cold in the middle.

If you're about to post song lyrics on bluesky you should ask yourself, is it worth it? Let me work it I put my thing down flip it and reverse it.