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What the fuck is Fargo DOING??? Are we being real with ourselves and others?????
A screenshot of a news article from Valley News Live, which reads as follows: ‘Charlie Kirk Elementary’ among 29 finalists for new Fargo school name By Bobby Falat Published: Nov. 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM CST FARGO, N.D. (Valley News Live) - Fargo Public Schools narrowed 437 unique name suggestions to 29 finalists for its new elementary school, according to district documents. The district collected public suggestions Oct. 10-24 through its website. The new elementary school will be located at the current Horace Mann Elementary School location and will be ready to open in fall 2028. Board members will rank the 29 names at their Nov. 12 meeting to select five finalists.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Oldest selfie on your phone.

I’m wearing a snowmobiling coat on my father’s farm while one of my old farm cats is perched on my shoulder. I took this selfie in January 2016 while I was a senior in high school. I’m giving that kid so much love right now. ❤️
I am posing in a selfie. I’m wearing a snowmobiling coat on my father’s farm while one of my old farm cats is perched on my shoulder. I took this selfie in January 2016 while I was a senior in high school.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Here’s my Halloween setup for the evening! We take care of us! ❤️
A folding tray table sits in front of an apartment door. The table is holding a written note that says “take what you need, take what you like, Happy Halloween and have a good night!” Followed by a rough drawing of a pumpkin - I tried my best with a Sharpie. The table is also holding a plastic picket with lots of candy and bags of chips, as well as cans of baked beans, peaches, corn, peas, pears, and Mandarin oranges.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Here’s what I can see!
A list of four people liking a post
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I just put my coat on for the first time this season.
A girl in Squid Game with a firearm pointed at her head by someone off-screen.
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Seasonal depression, societal depression, and regular depression teaming up to Take Me Out today:
Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob are all partially in the photo frame, smiling menacingly.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Reposting with alt text because everyone should learn from Big Bird! ☺️
This image shows a comic with two frames. In the first frame, Big Bird from Sesame Street is speaking to a classroom full of students, saying “Hi kids, today we’re going to learn about wage theft.” In the second frame, Big Bird continues speaking, stating “Record-breaking profits without any increase in worker wages is called wage theft.”
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Me reading this and thinking they’re rereleasing this banger 🥹
The cover art for “Substance“ by Demi Lovato.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Not to crash out but this thread is making me *crash* *OUT*.
A chihuahua screaming into a blanket.
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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My therapist during tomorrow’s session:
A cunty Grogu saying “…the hell is going awn??!”
August 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This week’s Monday scaries are presented by the forced interaction between me and two insufferable coworkers (one who threw a shoe rack at my cat 1 year ago today and wonders why I hate her, and another who is proudly MAGA and searches for faults in everyone else because she must not own a mirror?)
A younger Shawn Mendes holding an old iPhone displaying an ongoing call with “9 1 fucking 1”
August 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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ICE is at the MN Yacht Club. If you’re attending, please be aware and safe!
A picture of a DHS ICE agent with a St. Paul city cop at the Minnesota Yacht Club festival.
July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Current mood:
Adele on SNL crushing a fake wine glass in her hand during a Bachelor-themed sketch when she hosted the show in 2020.
July 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Tina said:
A screenshot from the Disney cartoon “The Proud Family” typically associated with the phrase “Come outside, girl! We’re not gonna jump you!”
June 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I’m proud of you, Champlin. Rest in power, Melissa. ❤️

@maddow.msnbc.com @briantylercohen.bsky.social #nokings #champlinmn
A group of protesters standing on a pedestrian bridge crossing Highway 169 in Champlin, MN. The folks facing south, shown in the picture, are holding signs that say “no kings“ in all capital letters, while the folks facing north (away from the camera) are holding signs that say “rest in power, Melissa“ in all capital letters, in response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman.
June 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
atlasboy97.bsky.social
This week has me like:
Two overlapping pictures of Britney Spears, one with a gleeful smile, and the other with a shocked and confused expression.
June 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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There were several positive moments during last night’s Beyoncé concert, but this quote during the transition from the Star Spangled Banner to Freedom has really resonated with me: “Never ask permission for something that already belongs to you.”
A picture of Beyoncé on stage at Soldier Field during her show on Thursday, May 15th, as she transitions between The Star Spangled Banner and her song Freedom. Beyoncé appears on a triangle in the center of large screen behind her. She is wearing a gold outfit and is standing against a white backdrop within that triangle. The rest of the screen is black with red font that states this quote: “Never ask permission for something that already belongs to you.”
May 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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…and we’re off!!
A picture from my seat looking out the left-side window onto the Amtrak platform in St. Paul, MN. The train just began moving and there are no people on the platform.
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I had to search her name to remember why I didn’t like her, and alas, I was correct in not liking her
A screenshot of Bari Weiss’s Wikipedia page, reading as follows: “Weiss has expressed support for Israel and Zionism in her columns. When writer Andrew Sullivan described her as an "unhinged Zionist", she responded that she "happily plead[s] guilty as charged".[79] As of 2024, Weiss had visited Israel over 15 times, including after the October 7 attacks, and compared pro-Israel social media commentators to former Soviet refusenik Natan Sharansky, whose years in prison made him an icon of the movement to free Jews from the Soviet Union.[78] In 2018, she said she believed the sexual assault allegations against U.S. Supreme Court justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh but questioned whether they should disqualify him from serving on the Supreme Court, because he was 17 when he allegedly assaulted Christine Blasey Ford.[75] After backlash in the press, Weiss conceded that her sound bite was glib and simplistic, and said instead that Kavanaugh's "rage-filled behavior" before the Senate Judiciary Committee should have disqualified him.[6]”
May 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Hey guys, I think Bluesky wants me to go to Sweden.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts: The first is from user @kashana.bsky.social reading “as the final bosses of worldwide racism, we demand that you take the jobs away from each of your six Black people”. This post is quoting a post from user @chriso-wiki.bsky.social reading “1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is ‘bizarre’ and they won’t be complying [down arrow emoji to indicate a thread]” The second is from user @talltbh.bsky.social reading “Sweden is beautiful btw”.
May 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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How it feels to give myself 10 minutes to get dressed, take my meds, chug a Celsius, and walk to the office:
Miss Piggy in high whore bisexual themed drag (a purple dress with blue accents and a pink feather boa, with a silver purse and silver high heels). A text bubble is point to her mouth as she says “hello…”
May 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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This little can of go-go juice recently usurped my top spot for drinks, dethroning Baja Blast 🥲
A picture of Sun Chips, Harvest Cheddar flavor A picture of a can of non-carbonated Peach Mango + Green Tea Celsius
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Kendrick too! But Solána compelled me to spend $200 on this ticket and $55 on this t-shirt 🤪
A selfie of me at the Kendrick Lamar and SZA concert. I am wearing a SZA concert t-shirt with SZA wearing a blue and pink butterfly costume in a similar fashion to her album cover for LANA.
April 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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How it feels to be an American reading this:
Miley Cyrus on a red carpet but her face is photoshopped to appear to be crying hysterically
April 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM