Emoalien 👽
@atlantician.bsky.social
Classic Elvira photobomb 🐈⬛
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Classic Elvira photobomb 🐈⬛
I’m teaching her to judge you ✨
August 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’m teaching her to judge you ✨
Kinda wanna go back to being a redhead kinda wanna go blonde kinda wanna kms what do I dooooo ✨
August 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Kinda wanna go back to being a redhead kinda wanna go blonde kinda wanna kms what do I dooooo ✨
Everyone on hinge seems so wealthy like how are all of you skiing and traveling all the time?? I am WELL out of my class here
July 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Everyone on hinge seems so wealthy like how are all of you skiing and traveling all the time?? I am WELL out of my class here
Once my hair gets past this awkward length it’s over for you fuckers 💅✨
July 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Once my hair gets past this awkward length it’s over for you fuckers 💅✨
I want to be unemployed so bad
July 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I want to be unemployed so bad
They bounce when I walk 🍒
June 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They bounce when I walk 🍒
Ur mom said I deserve like a million likes 🍨
May 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ur mom said I deserve like a million likes 🍨
His fluff goes for days ☁️
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
His fluff goes for days ☁️
Going up to army guys and telling them “I like your cosplay”
May 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Going up to army guys and telling them “I like your cosplay”
Coworker: “I can tell you don’t do skincare”
Okay ow??
Okay ow??
May 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Coworker: “I can tell you don’t do skincare”
Okay ow??
Okay ow??
You’re in her DM’s I’m at the gym doing toe day
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You’re in her DM’s I’m at the gym doing toe day
The kill count in A Goofy Movie is low but it is not zero
April 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The kill count in A Goofy Movie is low but it is not zero
This is me post - 3 hot dogs 🌭
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is me post - 3 hot dogs 🌭
If you wanna know if he loves you so
it’s in his piss
it’s in his piss
April 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you wanna know if he loves you so
it’s in his piss
it’s in his piss
ACOWBOYSHEAVYLOAD by bilmuri plays silently in the distance
April 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ACOWBOYSHEAVYLOAD by bilmuri plays silently in the distance
Leg day went crazy ✨
April 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Leg day went crazy ✨
