My go-to series was Swallows and Amazons, and even though I was in Canada, I didn't get to try pemmican until I was in my late teens.

Ofc their pemmican was imaginary adventure pemmican, but I was still sad about it...

I like it now, tho!

Yep. Me too. As a Canadian I always assumed they meant this:

I read that with an s instead of an n.

Actually it would be nice to encounter a toilet designed for use by penis havers. The dangly bits often require contortion or direction with the hand, and don't even get me started about sitting down with a boner. No, I'm below average.

Maybe squat toilets ARE the most equitable solution?

There is a nice duplex across the street from me. This summer, they evicted the single mom and her daughter from the upstairs unit. Took 5 months to sell ($633K) and the new owners have only visited once since it sold in Sept. No, it's not for rent.

Housing is ludicrous

We're about to get this one in Oregon...

I'd say you have successfully hacked their algorithm.

How can you resist such tasty-looking cheesy snacks!

They can try to grease the passage all they want. Trump is NOT LOGICAL and it's still going to hurt when he rams his ideas through whatever passage looks interesting that day...AND they have $xxxxxxx less than they did to deal with it.

so....Blade Runner-esque

Like if M.C. Escher made video...

Didn't I read somewhere that 13% of Canadians moved here from Florida?

Utah also recently changed their flag from a bald eagle. Did the entire country collectively realize that they are giant trash pigeons? Are eagles now considered racist or evil or a danger to the well-being of elected state officials?

I feel like this is a ploy by the companies that make state trivia quiz game apps to stay relevant.

Reminds me of...

Sets up a Pavlov-esque response in me. I still have a compulsion to read Mervyn Peake if I hear the Doors, and Captain Carrot comics with Tomita's Grand Canyon Suite...

You may have a wee bit more time if you were planning to mail them anywhere...most of my fam is getting really cool Valentine's Day reading this go round. Hopefully. Maybe Easter?