“Yea its like Attila the Hun” “whats that, im 78.” Like i name dropped a west coast rapper, lady PLEASE

In short and sloppy terms: People are opting to not support NaNoWriMo over their stance on AI

Requesting they stop the clock so i can verify with the baby if its god fearing

I watch Star Trek for the baseball fantasies EXCLUSIVELY

I keep thinking of Rick going “they say Parmesan weird… Par-mi-zee-an”

Dang i hate when the update uninstalls my family and tells me to touch grass

AS YOU SHOULD 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

In my defense Megan Fox was objectively hot and even Juan agreed

Like imagine me skipping class to read jacob-bella fanfic and some guy slinks up next to me like “yeah i heard youre fuckin gay bro… same bro.”