go apeshit you’re owed it

you gotta at least @ me 😭

the folds of your skin flapping in the wind will be like a deep body massage

please take a spa day to destress

spa week, spa month even.

you'll be the wrinkliest but most destressed person humanly possible

i have every caster I'll need but if Ho'olheyak is ever on banner i'd probably committ

imma read through it today if Akane doesn't win the Oshibowl there'll be blood at the budokan

Celibacy is a rough day’s work

they’ll never see me coming