What is this I hear about Buck and Eddie being a freak?

My husband is so cute. I love you, Bobby.

Hey Buck and Eddie! It’s me Bobby! Your accounts are public and we can see everything you post! Next time, let’s keep it in good old text messages!

I should arrest my eyes for allowing me to see the filfth I just saw.

@notommykinard.bsky.social @detrickromero.bsky.social Please, walk with me to our interview room.

727-L30 responding to the scene of a break in 🚨🚨🚨

Attention citizens of LA. With the help of the LAFD, and @detrickromero.bsky.social Our murder suspect, @joshrussoslay.bsky.social has been apprehended and is being taken into police custody. While one killer is off of the streets, please continue to stay vigilant as evil lurks around every corner.

I am currently in pursuit of the suspect!

After much investigation, we are now issuing a warrant for the arrest of @joshrussoslay.bsky.social for capital murder. Remember that harboring fugitive is a criminal offense and my team and I will arrest you.

@joshrussoslay.bsky.social I hope you know you’re under police surveillance.

@bbgbuck.bsky.social @cowboyeddiediaz.bsky.social please come into the station. We have some.. follow up questions.