It's exactly the same way I call Estinien's long faulds/tassets on his armor 'his bustle'

I KNOW he's wearing a long gambeson, but I'm spending 95% of the game time looking at his ass in 3rd person. That's his Skirt.

I keep mis-timing my screenshots, but like fair and real i LOVE turning bosses into a fine powder

I was going to say 'Kamil and Estinien's Bloodborne Baby' but I actually haven't played it YET, so I'm not allowed to make that judgement call at the moment

Hear me out

Wylder voice: Why is this goat hot

✌️✌️ Mulched

Nightreign is THE 'u can solo it if ur quick' game of all time

When enemies are beating on Wylder, this is who they're being mean to

Something can be said about the fact that he’s always going after men who are chronic manspreaders (Kamil. Aymeric). Opposites attract, etc.

Tried the random queue for funsies and had an Ironeye and Executor that went off and beefed it in separate parts of the map. My boys…….. they won’t let me be their shield dad……

You understand my vision. It's the 'asshole ugly attack beast and his beloved magical boyfriend who can nuke you from orbit'