for the record, i’m currently in the “nothing ever happens i can’t do anything” stage of the spiral which is. fun.

"The communist party and the socialist party got along" SILLY
"The empress was called sissy and the army was called the kuk army" THIS WAS REAL

little british rat voice "yes its true! the austrian government really DID get overthrown by poundland hitler!"

yes, i spent yesterday evening and this morning waiting for a game to download because my internet is shit, only to find out that i can't play it

no, i'm definately not annoyed at my own stupidity 🙃

it’s less an issue of becoming a pet, and more that barely anyone i know would be happy with me giving up selfhood, as much as i really desire it; it’s why, some days in the past, i’d wish for someone to kidnap me and make me their pet lol