Sigh. Better than nothing.

this is an attack on me personally

its not actual eggnog

This fall has been Awful, so I am going to take this small win that feels aimed at me personally and I'm going to shed real tears about it and you can't stop me

Listen. A Starbucks chai eggnog latte half sweet no water is one of my very favourite little treats in the universe, and I haven't been able to fully replicate it myself for a variety of dumb reasons. I'm so fucking excited.

the smell of weed with the nosefeel of paint thinner

MISS BUNNIE DAGGERHEART??

Thank you 💕

RIP to every energy reserve I have

"I can make a boxed sheet cake, why don't you make that amazing frosting you did for my birthday?"

explains what goes into making a chocolate italian meringue buttercream frosting

"Ah."

SHOUT OUT TO RIGOR MORTIS #criticalrolespoilers

When the necromancer becomes the necromancee #criticalrolespoilers

It's wild that Bolaire was made by the halflings. Who could have expected this from the halflings and also who the fuck else would have done it. #criticalrolespoilers