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ataraxia.systems
patrick
@ataraxia.systems
Oh to be a cygnet
napping on a sunny afternoon
May 29, 2023 at 2:53 PM
forced into a life of crime by a self checkout with no `ONIONS LSE` button
May 10, 2023 at 8:31 PM
i like it when you scroll too far down on the webapp and the feed goes nyooooooom
May 7, 2023 at 12:44 AM
in my experience there's a 100% correlation between using one of these as daily driver bag and being an asshole. pure chaotic evil energy
May 4, 2023 at 7:21 PM
tfw someone tries to rob you but they're so incompetent you don't realize that's what they were doing until a minute later
April 30, 2023 at 3:42 AM
tfw you miss out on a prime CRISPR opportunity
April 28, 2023 at 4:43 PM
just told my landlord no to a rent hike

will be moving for the first time in ~5y and I'm getting hyped for it

this summer will be fun
April 27, 2023 at 7:46 PM
have a friend who uses Twitter who doesn't know about dril??

this really unsettled me
April 24, 2023 at 11:09 AM
android app babey!! No longer subject to the shackles of a post button always scrolled 90% out of viewport
April 19, 2023 at 6:23 PM
happy to be here on the bisky app
April 15, 2023 at 1:02 AM