ATaleTold
@ataletold.bsky.social
We're on that dark path we all saw coming. It's up to us to find every way we can to turn away from it and find a new course. I wish you all the greatest of good luck for yourself, your people and our country.
If Lex Luthor saw this shit, he'd sue for trademark infringement.
August 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If Lex Luthor saw this shit, he'd sue for trademark infringement.
This would be in keeping with this administration's penchant for theater.
June 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This would be in keeping with this administration's penchant for theater.
I hear the dictionary has requested the White House for a good picture of Trump to put next to the word "corrupt."
I love that for him!
I love that for him!
May 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I hear the dictionary has requested the White House for a good picture of Trump to put next to the word "corrupt."
I love that for him!
I love that for him!
Okay, seriously, now... HOW is paisley considered a "floral print". And talk slow, I'm fashion ignorant...
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Okay, seriously, now... HOW is paisley considered a "floral print". And talk slow, I'm fashion ignorant...
ICE's tactics and enthusiastic willingness to dehumanize their targets identifies them as the current regime's apparent equivalent to Hitler's Schutzstaffel (the SS).
April 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ICE's tactics and enthusiastic willingness to dehumanize their targets identifies them as the current regime's apparent equivalent to Hitler's Schutzstaffel (the SS).
The Candidate (1972) meets Dumb and Dumber (1994) meets A Clear and Present Danger (1994).
April 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Candidate (1972) meets Dumb and Dumber (1994) meets A Clear and Present Danger (1994).
This is an appeal to police, military and government enforcement officers...
You signed on to protect us all. You have many difficult responsibilities—not least among them, to follow orders. But greater still are your humanity and morality. Let these be your first and most unassailable priorities.
You signed on to protect us all. You have many difficult responsibilities—not least among them, to follow orders. But greater still are your humanity and morality. Let these be your first and most unassailable priorities.
April 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This is an appeal to police, military and government enforcement officers...
You signed on to protect us all. You have many difficult responsibilities—not least among them, to follow orders. But greater still are your humanity and morality. Let these be your first and most unassailable priorities.
You signed on to protect us all. You have many difficult responsibilities—not least among them, to follow orders. But greater still are your humanity and morality. Let these be your first and most unassailable priorities.
America.
In movie terms, Trump has turned US into the assholes who jeer at the underdog while he's getting kicked in the ribs by the bully.
In movie terms, Trump has turned US into the assholes who jeer at the underdog while he's getting kicked in the ribs by the bully.
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
America.
In movie terms, Trump has turned US into the assholes who jeer at the underdog while he's getting kicked in the ribs by the bully.
In movie terms, Trump has turned US into the assholes who jeer at the underdog while he's getting kicked in the ribs by the bully.
Sycophants get no love.
January 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sycophants get no love.
There is only ONE circumstance under which I'd vote for Donald Trump and it's this:
I'd vote him most likely to require invocation of Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution.
And, given his talk about Greenland before he even takes office, I see it as a very real possibility.
I'd vote him most likely to require invocation of Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution.
And, given his talk about Greenland before he even takes office, I see it as a very real possibility.
January 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There is only ONE circumstance under which I'd vote for Donald Trump and it's this:
I'd vote him most likely to require invocation of Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution.
And, given his talk about Greenland before he even takes office, I see it as a very real possibility.
I'd vote him most likely to require invocation of Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution.
And, given his talk about Greenland before he even takes office, I see it as a very real possibility.
We've all got a thousand and one worries (and counting) in the new year, but paying for AppleTV doesn't have to be one.
Go get your fill of Tom Hanks this weekend! No trial, just FREE!
Go get your fill of Tom Hanks this weekend! No trial, just FREE!
January 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We've all got a thousand and one worries (and counting) in the new year, but paying for AppleTV doesn't have to be one.
Go get your fill of Tom Hanks this weekend! No trial, just FREE!
Go get your fill of Tom Hanks this weekend! No trial, just FREE!
At first, they took away his caps-lock key, assuming that would stop him. But after he shouted "Jimmy!" and started hammering away at his keyboard, they had to unplug it from the computer and use a staff writer to compose an appropriate tweet.
Nobody thinks he noticed...
Nobody thinks he noticed...
December 31, 2024 at 4:32 PM
At first, they took away his caps-lock key, assuming that would stop him. But after he shouted "Jimmy!" and started hammering away at his keyboard, they had to unplug it from the computer and use a staff writer to compose an appropriate tweet.
Nobody thinks he noticed...
Nobody thinks he noticed...
In comparison...
Built by Donald Trump 💩
Built by Donald Trump 💩
December 31, 2024 at 3:36 PM
In comparison...
Built by Donald Trump 💩
Built by Donald Trump 💩
So, here's my best guess regarding the controlling power source for UAPs...
December 31, 2024 at 3:07 PM
So, here's my best guess regarding the controlling power source for UAPs...
If I were to caption this, "The Poster Boy for Facial Self-Fuckery," everybody would get it, right?
December 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
If I were to caption this, "The Poster Boy for Facial Self-Fuckery," everybody would get it, right?
This song was written just 50 years ago... Is anybody buying this? 🤔
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 AM
This song was written just 50 years ago... Is anybody buying this? 🤔
Late night classic rock and going thru some of my favorite operatic rock ballads, so... quick quiz!
Q. What did Celine Dion, Meat Loaf, Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler have in common?
A. Top 10 Billboard Hits written by this guy, Jim Steinman!
Q. What did Celine Dion, Meat Loaf, Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler have in common?
A. Top 10 Billboard Hits written by this guy, Jim Steinman!
December 18, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Late night classic rock and going thru some of my favorite operatic rock ballads, so... quick quiz!
Q. What did Celine Dion, Meat Loaf, Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler have in common?
A. Top 10 Billboard Hits written by this guy, Jim Steinman!
Q. What did Celine Dion, Meat Loaf, Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler have in common?
A. Top 10 Billboard Hits written by this guy, Jim Steinman!
Is it just me, or dies Musk look like he's on the verge of overcoming a particularly difficult bowel movement, here?
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Is it just me, or dies Musk look like he's on the verge of overcoming a particularly difficult bowel movement, here?
The very happiest of Turkey Days to you all! Have fun, eat lots of turkey (the threat is REAL! It's us or them...).
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The very happiest of Turkey Days to you all! Have fun, eat lots of turkey (the threat is REAL! It's us or them...).
If you missed it yesterday, a historic catch-up:
Congressional Oversight Committee hearing on Pentagon-sponsored UAP crash retrieval (starts at 5:15):
youtube.com/live/MFgXUXe...
12-Page Pentagon document provided by Michael Shellenberger at the hearing:
mace.house.gov/immaculateco...
Congressional Oversight Committee hearing on Pentagon-sponsored UAP crash retrieval (starts at 5:15):
youtube.com/live/MFgXUXe...
12-Page Pentagon document provided by Michael Shellenberger at the hearing:
mace.house.gov/immaculateco...
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If you missed it yesterday, a historic catch-up:
Congressional Oversight Committee hearing on Pentagon-sponsored UAP crash retrieval (starts at 5:15):
youtube.com/live/MFgXUXe...
12-Page Pentagon document provided by Michael Shellenberger at the hearing:
mace.house.gov/immaculateco...
Congressional Oversight Committee hearing on Pentagon-sponsored UAP crash retrieval (starts at 5:15):
youtube.com/live/MFgXUXe...
12-Page Pentagon document provided by Michael Shellenberger at the hearing:
mace.house.gov/immaculateco...