Async 🔜 MFF
async.protogen.club
Async 🔜 MFF
@async.protogen.club
Professional software engineer, personal finance enthusiast, and part-time toaster.

Just getting into pressing the sync button and hurting ears (DJing)

https://www.mixcloud.com/asyncbeats/

Likes and follows may be NSFW.

He/They
Hm
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My 2 moods this morning:
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy mid autumn festival!
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Equally bleak is "just get a part time/contracting role!"

We've all but eliminated many prospects of a stable career and installed in its place one where the worker and employer are constantly playing chicken on who'll leave/lay off first.

www.businessinsider.com/what-to-do-i...
September 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
From the announcement, it seems like the onus is on Bluesky much more than UK
August 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The one and only @morganite.io absolutely tearing it up on the decks 💜

Perfect way to end a con is to go back to IRL with a bang

(P.S - need that ID on that hardstyle mix of Ellie Goulding's "Lights" and the last song 🙏)
July 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
A slightly more detailed video
July 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
3 more rise for Anthrocon

(Hat-tip to @stitcharoo.bsky.social for the suggestion to make them SAO-compatible at some point, that's in the works!)
July 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
WTFLMAO @anthrocon.org

100% will be attending
June 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Alternatively: this meme
May 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I guess it's time for my 2c

Had a fuckin blast of a time as always with my group AND my first con knowing folks in my interest area of DJing. Between the takeover sets at the aquarium, iWAIT, DONT DROWN, S4 along with the silent disco and main raves, there was so much awesome music going around.
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
YOOOO FREE FURSUIT

(We returned it)
May 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
GOOGLE WTF
April 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just a heads up that if you're missing a badge at TFF, it's at lost and found :)
April 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Slow and steady has been really helpful over the past few years, but my circumstances are different.

It's all in mutual funds though so no selling covered calls for me haha

Been looking into selling cash secured puts recently, but also don't have too much dry powder to deploy
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nah it was a mistake giving me the power to mix songs wtf

Full (mini)mix at www.mixcloud.com/AsyncBeats/s...

A few warts here and there to improve on for the next project, but I'm fairly happy with how it turned out :)

Also first (published) DJ project! Hopefully the first of many.
March 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Spent the weekend getting used to the DDJ FLX4 and trying to re-remember all the music theory that I had long since forgotten. EQ and filtering/effects are completely foreign to me.

Here's an excerpt from my weekend project - 0.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
March 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And so it begins.
March 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Southwest congoers are gonna be sad. RIP 2 free checked bags.

The slight dull in the pain is that you can get 1 free bag with their free credit card, probably.
March 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Who gave them the knife

Anyways, another year older, but unfortunately not a year wiser
February 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
CW: Politics

I wonder if they workshopped "work makes you free" as a slogan.

From: apnews.com/article/hous...
February 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Managed to snap a nice photo of a local denizen of the arboretum
February 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not sure why I felt like it had to be album-cover-ified but 5 minutes later in paintdotnet and here we are
February 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Context:
January 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unironically yeah but WTAF that's wild
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM