There's a stellaris mobile game?!? Fuck my university degree where!!!!

Computer specs

My body is like a server stack

It breaks if you hit it with a sledgehammer

Yep

Did it for the hell of it waiting for the endgame crisis, like I had literally no need to get it I was the only one in the galactic community the Diplo weight was entirely useless I just thought it's shiny

Okay real question is how bad is your roommate at cooking that it makes you sick??? Like I have IBS so I'm extra susceptible to this sorta stuff and even I'm yet to meet someone who's cooking is a literal health hazard

No :3

Richard Tinkler is the sort of name you'd give your friend in primary school one time at lunch and it'd be so funny you'd not call him by anything else for the rest of school

It's still going to explode when it ticks over to 2401

When Ep3o's mom said sitting too close to the TV would ruin his eyes he took that way too seriously

The elites don't want you to know this but the holy worlds are free you can settle them without consequence

3. You can't go far without seeing the works of the original civilization but the orbital rings are definitely the most impressive, they stretch across the entire planet and it's hard to find somewhere you cannot see one of them looming overhead

2. I don't exactly like leaving stuff a secret so I try to sprinkle in just enough information that someone sufficiently invested could piece together just about everything whilst still not having it be too obvious.

1 continued: The world I've had stuck in writing limbo for abt 2 years now is a post apocalyptic world, with civilisation having emerged recently amidst the ruins of what once was with no memory of what came before. There's all sorts of weird and wacky stuff

Yeah she's the one who sold me some bad copper in ancient mesopotamia

0.25x hyperlane density:

Remember 99% of eepyheads get out of bed 1 more nap before finally being well rested