@aswellski.bsky.social
These two kids are yappin on the quiet train and getting looks. I live for this drama
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
These two kids are yappin on the quiet train and getting looks. I live for this drama
I never thought I’d be talking my child off the edge when it comes to eating pizza versus hot pot.
June 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I never thought I’d be talking my child off the edge when it comes to eating pizza versus hot pot.
New Superman looks cool. Why doesn’t anyone do a movie on the death of Superman? That would be remarkable
June 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
New Superman looks cool. Why doesn’t anyone do a movie on the death of Superman? That would be remarkable
Arizona is kind of the shit. I mean I wouldn’t live here, but this is a solid visit spot
May 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Arizona is kind of the shit. I mean I wouldn’t live here, but this is a solid visit spot
Why the fuck am I getting ads for Fruity Pebbles?
May 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why the fuck am I getting ads for Fruity Pebbles?
Witnessed a large amount of umbrellas get absolutely annihilated in the commute in this morning. Even the golf umbrellas were no use.
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Witnessed a large amount of umbrellas get absolutely annihilated in the commute in this morning. Even the golf umbrellas were no use.
Sbarro being open at 6am at union station is a jerk move.
April 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sbarro being open at 6am at union station is a jerk move.
@kumail.bsky.social had an incredible show yesterday and I cannot wait to see the final product from the taping!
March 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@kumail.bsky.social had an incredible show yesterday and I cannot wait to see the final product from the taping!
This week I watched my wife, a die hard Target shopper turn her back to them for the anti-DEI policy they chose.
Strength in numbers. Fuck these clowns.
Strength in numbers. Fuck these clowns.
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This week I watched my wife, a die hard Target shopper turn her back to them for the anti-DEI policy they chose.
Strength in numbers. Fuck these clowns.
Strength in numbers. Fuck these clowns.
When asking my son if they had a bath last night:
“Probably, I think so, maybe, possibly, yes.
“Probably, I think so, maybe, possibly, yes.
February 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When asking my son if they had a bath last night:
“Probably, I think so, maybe, possibly, yes.
“Probably, I think so, maybe, possibly, yes.
I set up a new WIFI network at my parents house this morning and now I have the biggest goddamn headache. Hey Siri, mesh network some drugs into my brain please
February 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I set up a new WIFI network at my parents house this morning and now I have the biggest goddamn headache. Hey Siri, mesh network some drugs into my brain please
These dumbfucks think a felon is here to find the fraud and corruption. God dammit.
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These dumbfucks think a felon is here to find the fraud and corruption. God dammit.
Anyone else yawn and conclude it with the intro to The Offspring’s ‘All I Want’?
February 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Anyone else yawn and conclude it with the intro to The Offspring’s ‘All I Want’?
This season of the government sucks
February 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This season of the government sucks
Good thing I spilled my coffee on my pants so not only does it look like I pissed myself, but my crotch is going to be freezing on my walk into the office.
February 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good thing I spilled my coffee on my pants so not only does it look like I pissed myself, but my crotch is going to be freezing on my walk into the office.
A Real Pain is an incredible movie. 1.5 hours of healthy feels
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
A Real Pain is an incredible movie. 1.5 hours of healthy feels
If you flip a potato on to your knife before chopping it in your cooking videos, I immediately hate all of your content.
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 PM
If you flip a potato on to your knife before chopping it in your cooking videos, I immediately hate all of your content.
Been a hot minute since I’ve worn the pants I have on today. Stay strong seams…stay strong.
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Been a hot minute since I’ve worn the pants I have on today. Stay strong seams…stay strong.
Even the treadmill gave me a dirty look this morning.
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Even the treadmill gave me a dirty look this morning.
Why is it always the holidays where the kids wake up earlier than normal?
November 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Why is it always the holidays where the kids wake up earlier than normal?
You ever sit with a Costco bag of cashews?
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
You ever sit with a Costco bag of cashews?
I did squats for the first time in weeks yesterday and now I’m walking around like The Penguin
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I did squats for the first time in weeks yesterday and now I’m walking around like The Penguin
The ampersand is just a stick figure scooting its ass on the floor
November 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
The ampersand is just a stick figure scooting its ass on the floor